SJW Reacts To President Trump
 

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Able to buy the best ramen at your local Slav-Mart shopping center. With this donation you have my thanks for supporting our work. 


Do They Still Make These?
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Twice as much money as a single dollar and you still get our thanks. Every loves getting a $2 Bill, now we are moving into dollar menu territory, tax included.
A Taco Hut Meal
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Wow, you are really something else. We can now afford to splurge and go to the dream of Taco Hut, get your taccos and pizza at the same place. What could be better?
Lucky 13
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Now you are getting crazy. We could buy some high end pizzas or sandwiches for this amount. You really need to calm down and think about what you rather do with your money.
Smart Car Fillup
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Your pappy is going to be cross at you giving away his hard won poker money to some dudes on the internet. You could fill up one of those silly Europen cars with this much money.
H1 Fillup
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While I enjoy your support, you really sisn' t need to take out a 2nd mortgage to support us.
L33t
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This is just a joke frffrom some early 2000's reference kids probally still know about because no one shuts up about it, like a VHS player and going outside to play. Take this money and spend it on some financial planning classes instead.
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