So this thing exists now
I'm writing a lot these days - originally I had a sample chapter included here, but that seems silly since I've linked that same chapter in my description - so I changed it.
Here's the cover to my book. I designed it, took the photo, did all the photoshop work. It's 100% me, but with a huge amount of input from a lot of other people.
The book is for sale right now. Parts of it are on my website.