Sorry about short stream
 
Morning Coffee with Barnacules was cut short this morning because it hurt to talk. I need to start letting my vocal cords heal since I damaged them again at Maker Faire. Might have to put the stream on hold for a few days and hang out on discord instead. I'll keep you all posted, this trip took a lot out of me.
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🙏 Thank You 🙏
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Every little bit helps! My family and I thank you from the bottoms of our heart and appreciate that even though money is tight you have chosen to help us out. That really means a lot.

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🍆 OCD Friendly 🍆
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I realize your need to have even numbers in your life so this role is all the same benefits of the $1 Patreon role but with the addition of another US dollar to make it $2 which is a much more OCD friendly even number.

You can now breath easy now knowing that I added this just for the few followers I have that have expressed disgust with odd numbers and would not support otherwise. My family and I thank you from the bottom of our perfectly symmetrical and balanced hearts for helping us pay the bills.

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☕ Coffee Money + 1 ☕
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Why just give Coffee Money when you can give Coffee Money plus 1 shiny penny just to be different! My family and I thank you deeply for supporting us while we try to entertain the masses and I hope you really enjoy being a member of this awesome community we're building here.

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👍 Serious Support 👍
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You will receive a special Patreon role on my Discord server and my eternal gratitude for throwing down some serious support. You can also use an Ad Blocker on my channel completely guilt free. You can even brag about it on social media if you want!
😎 Pole Dancing Money 😎
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You think I'm entertaining enough to throw a crisp 20 dollar bill at me like you're balling at the strip club and I couldn't be happier. You have my personal gratitude for supporting my family and helping us pay the bills while I work the pole for you, okay, maybe not a pole but I will live stream and make videos for you to enjoy!

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.  

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💲 Dollar Dollar Bill Ya'll 💲
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You obviously enjoy what I do enough to give me more money than most people pay for Cable TV or their favorite pay porn site and my family and I thank you for it.

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money really make a difference and help a guy out who literally sits on the internet all day trying to make people smile!

WARNING: DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE. 
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🤑💰 Some F U Money 💰🤑
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You must have an unhealthy attraction to me and what I do but I'm beyond grateful that you do. Don't worry, I won't have to call the cops unless I find you going through my garbage can while it's still in my kitchen  

You will receive the PATREON ELITE role on my Discord server and access to the special VOICE channel and you can private message me on the platform anytime you want.

But let's be honest, you get most of the same perks with the $1 donation so you're just doing this because you're an awesome ass person that is fortunate to have enough money to spread the love and help a guy and his family out in exchange for some fat jokes and funny videos.

WARNING:
DO NOT SELECT THIS TIER UNLESS YOU CAN THROW THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET OTHERWISE. IT MAKES ME SAD TO KNOW I PUT ANY FINANCIAL STRAIN ON ANYONE.
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