State of the Gazette - September 2017
We've got another pinup, this month, bringing the total to five!  And we've met the cookbook goal, so that should be out in December, assuming nothing goes critically wrong between here and there.
  • Rhapsody Fan Chat will be on Saturday, 23 September 2017 @ 13:00-17:00 EDT. (What time is that?) Feel free to join the Discord server in advance. We’ll announce the start of the party here, on Tumblr, and on Discord. 
  • GOAL MET! 1 Kirkwall political cartoon 
  • GOAL MET! My lazy ass will produce a cookbook!
  • 3 cat photos! (unrestricted)
  • 0 Limericks (unrestricted)
  • 1 'Ask Lord Dog'!  (unrestricted) 
  • 1 shortfic/codex! (4 possible)
  • 4 Artist's Choice Pinups +1 for the Secret Companion! (6 possible)
  • 0 Sketches (4 possible)
  • The Monthly Food Gallery!

September Polls  

(Note we've moved polls back to Doodle, after some issues with people not being able to vote on Patreon.) 

  • Fan Chat 
  • Codex Suggestions (September's queue: An inordinately large list of names, Pranksters, Wine #3/3, architectures of the dog-infested south, a timeline update)

If you haven't sent your requests for Artist's Choice, Shorts, or Ask Lord Dog, please do so soon!

Events are listed on our calendar of events, where you can see the regular, recurring content post times and special events! (Things that involve patrons actually telling us what they want may show up fairly randomly throughout the month, as we hear from people. *laughs*)


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