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(panel 1 - Title above Susan Collins nervously biting her nails.) Susan Collins's Concerns (panel 2 - Collins freaking out over sidewalk chalk writing.) sidewalk, "Dear Susan, please be kind." Collins, "This is a HATE CRIME!" (panel 3 - Collins recoiling from a candlelight vigil holding "Protect our rights" sign.) Collins, "POLICE! Arsonists are AFOOT!" (panel 4 - Collins hanging  up a phone.) phone, "Senator, I'm asking you to stop being a concern troll to distract from your failings." Collins, "That's TARGETED HARASSMENT!" (panel 5 - Collins pointing at a papier mache puppet of herself.) Collins, "This crude depiction of me is  a THREAT AGAINST ALL WOMEN!" (panel 6 - Collins surrounded by Capitol rioters with "Coup II" flags.) Collins, "But THESE people have the right to assemble. I'm sure they learned their lesson."
Susan Collins's Concerns

May 13, 2022

Whining about protesters is all the rage this week among those who don't want to mention the impending overturning of Roe v. Wade. Claiming these spontaneous, harmless protests are "protoviolence" and beyond the scope of the First Amendment is the first step to normalize the looming crackdowns when the (illegitimate) SCOTUS opinion officially comes down.

I don't really want Maine to return to Massachusetts, but a lot of states should be consolidated, especially the prairie states which produce nothing more than senators, grain and natural gas.

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