TDIF 2049 Robotic Servants
 
I'm trying really hard to not talk about Trump this week!




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I'll record up to a 15 second audio piece saying almost anything you want for comedic purposes i.e. your voice mail greetings message, something to send to a friend, something you can use as a ring tone etc.

Obviously I won't say anything racist, sexist or homophobic. I also won't say anything political and I won't say anything anti or pro religious.

I reserve the right to refuse to say something I find offensive. BUT as long as it is something that won't get me in trouble and is intended as harmless fun there is a lot I will say.
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I'll record up to a 30 second audio piece saying almost anything you want for comedic purposes i.e. your voice mail greetings message, something to send to a friend, something you can use as a ring tone etc.

Obviously I won't say anything racist, sexist or homophobic. I also won't say anything political and I won't say anything anti or pro religious.

I reserve the right to refuse to say something I find offensive. BUT as long as it is something that won't get me in trouble and is intended as harmless fun there is a lot I will say.

These audio messages are meant for private use any commercial use of this message must be negotiated with me separately.

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I'll record up to a 60 second audio piece saying almost anything you want for comedic purposes i.e. your voice mail greetings message, something to send to a friend, something you can use as a ring tone etc. I'll even add a copy write free music bed and sound effects if wanted and or required (please note specific music beds and sound effects may not be available depending on how crazy/unique they are).

Obviously I won't say anything racist, sexist or homophobic. I also won't say anything political and I won't say anything anti or pro religious.

I reserve the right to refuse to say something I find offensive. BUT as long as it is something that won't get me in trouble and is intended as harmless fun there is a lot I will say.
These audio messages are meant for private use any commercial use of this message must be negotiated with me separately.

Please allow up to 14 days for e-mail delivery of message.
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