Tentacles of Terror Invade Seattle!
 From the FORBIDDEN ORACLE OF DEATH & DISASTER

The protests rose from the deep.
Demanding their rights,
They insisted upon being served
As equals, without Equal
nor Splenda, nor even sugar.
They'll take their Artisan Coffee black,please.
Black to match their souls.
Black to match their hearts.
Black to match the ink that writes our darkened squid written futures...

Heed our warning,  Baristas!
Do not deny them!
Or we fear the city will be forever stained
by these horrors of caffiene deprivation.
At least they aren't mustachio'd.

Charge them full price.
No discounts.
Suckers.


YOUR BEST COURSE OF ACTION:
Take their order, run their credit cards, and serve them the damn coffee, then RUN!!!
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It's been a while since we did one of these, and the break did me good.  The whole system for creating these cards is streamlined,  and I'm feeling more confident... drew out the skyline myself rather than being lazy and using someone else's skyline, varied the stick figure character's pose and just generally had a hell of a lot of fun with it.  AND I have a poster version nearly ready to offer, too!  

Signed With Love,
Tori Deaux & The Tentacles of Terror