This is my Private Life: Soup
I'll never forget, as kids, my sister and I often ate quick dinners in the basement, in front of the TV. I think So Weird was our go to show. And I recall devouring bowls of insanely hot Chef Boyardee on the floor as we watched.

This trend continued into high school. Don't want to eat at the table because your show is on? Go downstairs. One night, I made the brilliant decision to take a bowl of piping hot chicken noodle soup down with me. Admittedly, I'm not the best with stairs. So, I don't know what I was thinking. Just as the universe would have me do, I fell down the stairs that night. I'm pretty sure a universe exists where I'm still lying there with that shame.

Become a patron to

Unlock 171 exclusive posts
Be part of the community
Listen anywhere
Connect via private message