Thor: The Dark World: The Abridged Script | The Editing Room
THOR: THE DARK WORLD The Abridged Script FADE IN: The 3D AUDIENCE is briefly pranked into believing that there will be a CAPTAIN AMERICA SUBPLOT before realizing they're watching a TRAILER, which features a brand spanking new SHIELD HELICARRIER being REVEALED and then TOTALLY DESTROYED within TWO MINUTES, and wraps up with the tantalizing promise of SOME RANDOM EMO DUDE.
Thor - The Dark World: The Abridged Script
"Fine, DOUBLE pinky swear, I won't steal the movie. Now take these off?"