Thoroughly Modern Male
I just finished writing another song! This one starts slow then goes into a peppy pop song. I think its time to get bouncy again after a couple of ballads. THOROUGHLY MODERN MALE I don’t believe every woman Is waiting for a Prince to make her dreams come true In fact if a fire breathing dragon attacked you I would not even come to your rescue Cause that would only re-enforce An outdated gender role paradigm And I’m doing all I can To leave that stuff behind CHORUS I’m a thoroughly modern male I’m a thoroughly modern male I stay with the kids while you bring home the bacon I don’t mind cause it gives me time for baking And when some other guy starts making fun of me I shut him up by giving him one of my cookies CHORUS I’m a thoroughly modern male Giving you my inoffensive lovin’ I’m a thoroughly modern male Kids in bed, muffins in the oven BRIDGE And I want a life That’s gender bias free In Third person singular I always use he/she I’m trying really hard But I need to try some more Cause I’m never sure When I should hold open the door I mean I don’t want to be demeaning, but I hold it open for everyone… CHORUS I’m a thoroughly modern male Moisturizing with my special creams I’m a thoroughly modern male When I watch sports I cheer for both teams I’m a thoroughly modern male Losing my page puts me in a panic I’m a thoroughly modern male My love for you is local and organic
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