The Train Never Came
 
Hey, do you like watching stuff from when I was in high school? Well, here's this. My dad approached me to write this less than a week before it happened. It was sort of a variety show centered around how our home town was promised a train but it never came. Small towns are stupid. 

The people in this sketch with me are my father and my step-mother. I don't know who the intro lady is.