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Trump To Fund Embassy Move By Cutting Democrats' Pensions - PreOccupied Territory
Washington, January 23 - Monies to cover the costs of transferring the US Embassy in Tel Aviv to Jerusalem will not require unanticipated use of State Department funds, a spokesman for President Donald Trump announced today, as the expenses will be met through a new program that halves the retirement payments distributed to former government employees with membership in the Democratic Party.
Trump To Fund Embassy Move By Cutting Democrats' Pensions
"The Democratic Party, I need not remind you, has been complicit in the mistreatment of our closest ally in the Middle East."
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