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Community and insults!
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Not aimed at you, of course! You get access to the Patreon community, and an Insult of the Month! Completely free to use as your own, I wont tell.
Videos and Discord!
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Occasionally I'll upload a video, most likely showing all my struggles. Feel free to point and laugh. In addition, you'll get access to the Discord! That's pretty cool.
Terrible Poem of the Month!
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Poetry might be one of the things I am most terrible at. You will get the joy of reading it every month, and eventually I will attempt to get them published. Not only entertainment, but also a sneak peek!
Early Access!
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Character descriptions, chapter releases, and possibly, illustrations will be something you can see here. Everything will probably be changed a million times, but you get to see what I think is ready for other eyes!
Postcard of the Month!
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Each month you will recieve a postcard, with my words of wisdom. I hear they are great to have on the fridge!


I really don't expect anyone to do this, but if you do, you are a glorious weirdo, and I love you.

What...?
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Man, I don't know. This is an insane amount, how the hell do you even repay that? Mention in the book? A kidney? I have no goddamn clue.


How about you just tell me what you want? Because, dude. Duuude...


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