A: A wet nap.
Q: What do you do when your backless three-legged chair is too uncomfortable to sit on?
A: Use a stool softener.
I think I'm hilarious.
Also I got a present with some beautiful silver and black Merry Christmas wrapping paper from my cousin! I quickly figured out that I could cut out the letters and spell my name. Then, when I was mocked for being immature, I figured out I could spell other things too.
When we were driving to Connecticut I took some notes about the area, about songs on the radio, about lines I want to write about, about town names, chunks of anecdotes I want to research. The file is attached! Merry Christmas! Or, as I like to say, Heather says mama is a rat!