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Tsuna blinked several times. They must be kidding him… right? 

- You gotta be kidding me… - He said without thinking, looking at his family with big eyes, like they just had grown an extra head or a tail, they couldn’t tell which. – I am the weakest, coward, and the lowest intimidating…

- Tsuna, I think it is the opposite… - Yamamoto wasn’t going to lie, the expresión of his face made him feel seriously ashame, and he didn’t have to look behind him to know that the others should be the same as him… Or ready to fight, at least in Hibari’s case. – You are the strongest here, maybe not the bravest, but-

- Juudaime is the best! –Gokudera said bowing to his boss. – He is the strongest, bravest-

- HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! – It couldn’t be happening, it seriously couldn’t be happening… - Did I speak aloud maybe? – He asked to himself after flying away from there, figuratively.

- Juudaime! – Gokudera yelled running after him, he couldn’t abandon his boss at any moment; he will be the best right hand for the best boss in the entire world!

Hibari growled, and walked behind the others herbivores… Better for them if they weren’t making him waste his time, Hibari thought with bitterness. Hibari hated people, and here they were, just for curiosity… If his curiosity wasn’t satisfied son, he would bite everybody till death for lying to him, making him waste his time and because he was bored, there were a lot of preys to bite and lots of things a lot more important than doing this…

-… Eh… yeah, you said that aloud Tsuna… - Yamamoto confesed each second more ashamed. In some way he was starting to regret ever asking…  

-… - The poor Tsuna was too embarrassed to even speak, or stop Gokudera from making sure his Juudaime was alright. – Gokudera-kun, enough, and please don’t apologize. – He added the last thing fast recalling what would happen if he didn’t stop him before he started…

Gokudera trembled, changed his expression several times, and maybe he even got some chills, but it all happened so fast that Tsuna couldn’t tell. He also didn’t have time to ask, nor think to be honest, because…

- Will you teach us to the EXTREME?! – Tsuna just nodded stupidly, because his hears buzzed thanks to that scream, and then his head too, because the other boy just grabbed him like a bag of potatoes and ran to only God knows where, leaving behind an entire teenager group with the mood to make a first grade-forget the grades, they just wanted see blood…

After like 5 minutes of waiting for his hears to stop buzzing and for his body (specially his brain) to recover from the effects of… of whatever was the name of that hell race with him being a bad of potatoes. It should be some law about that, Tsuna thought darkly, in fact, there should be at least a rule against all that is going on in his live but no one seemed to acknowledge it… And recalling that the first one that broke the rules is the best hitman of the entire world… Tsuna couldn’t stop getting chills from just thinking about it, the best (for his well-being) was forget that line of thought and never thought about it never again…

- Very well Oni-chan… - Better to finish all this before he “kills” him with another EXTREME. – I need a ball and-wow… - He whispered the last thing and then he sighed…

If Tsuna had known that something like that would happen for just asking a ball… he would have done it long ago… Nevertheless, thought he could just go away now he was alone, he stayed watching the birds. If he left, the others would catch him and if Reborn did… Tsuna shivered, better not think about it. The point is: he is doomed; he doesn’t have any exit so better if he stayed quiet…

-… Uffff… - Gokudera whined. God, the idiot could run...

- Ma Ma, you need more exercise and train-

- Shut up tan you aren’t better than me baseball freak! – Wisely, Yamamoto avoided all the fireworks…

- Kufufufu… stupid dog, I would apreciate if you leave my dear Chrome alone… 

Gokudera became red and he was almost starting the next fireworks festival right there and now with both boys as the main event…

- I see you arrived… - Said someone behind them. – Turn those off Gokudera-kun, we don’t want to burn the forest… - Tsuna paled, imagining a forest full of flames, the city becoming ashes, people screaming…

- Juudaime! – Gokudera didn’t have any idea about what was going on in Tsuna’s mind… So he didn’t feel any kind of remorse about burning a forest, nor worry about how reckless it would be burning the forest with all of them (including his precious Juudainme) in it.

After lots of HIIEEEEEEEEE and madness, Tsuna and his friends returned to the house, just to find Bianchi making a cake (a cake that had already killed all living things that weren’t human around it), the kids making a mess in the living room and watching TV, Nana anywhere… and Reborn drinking coffee and reading the news.

-… Well… why don’t ask him? – Because he doesn’t have any idea about how to explain something that isn’t even true. He is the weakest! The difference is that he is more… strong-willed, a lot, in his Hyper Dying Will Mode… nothing more nothing less…

- Ma Ma, we don’t want to disturb him, he is a bus kid and who better than you to teach us, don’t you think? – Gokudera nodded, agreeing (for once) with Yamamoto, but for differents reasons… The others just nodded too, no one wanted to deal with Reborn now… he was resting and with this they have an excuse to make Tsuna tell his secrets without going to the same hell…

Tsuna didn’t say a word, he just looked at them with extreme hesitation, thinking that they were perfects cowards, very smart ones he must say… less Hibari, who isn’t a coward and he must want to bite the Arcobaleno till death, but for some reason he didn’t… Tsuna was ready to open his mouth and say any excuse he could think of to get away, but he never got the opportunity…

- SAWADAAAAAAAAA! – The boy yelled throwing the ball he found so strong towards Tsuna that the poor ball light up (in flames).

For some reason, for Tsuna the Yell never happened, but the rest were stunned in the floor, less Chrome that was smart enough to use an illusion on herself and block the yell. Hibari just growled deeply and would have bitten the other boy with his weapons till he was ashes if the next thing that happened didn’t occur just in front of his eyes. Gokudera light up his TNT when he half recovered and if he hadn’t found odd the lacking of “extreme”, he would have attacked the other boy. Slowly, like he feared seeing the devil itself, he turned with fear and curiosity… not all days he saw the yelling idiot so surprised, and quiet… mostly quiet…

The next one that recovered was Yamamoto, who was very stunned thanks to one of the fighter’s legendary yells. Yamamoto thanked deeply that he wasn’t a singer or a musician, or a radio speaker… they wouldn’t have ears, maybe anyone in the city, if that was the case. The baseball player blinked… once, twice, three times, and then he cleaned his eyes… 

-… Wasn’t it that you don’t like sports? – And that he was bad (in general) to any of them? Better, wasn’t he super bad to sports or anything that needed physical activity?

Lambo, Fuuta y I-pin stopped playing some minutes ago to see what was going on, and now were looking at their brother with admiration… Reborn just smirked behind his hat; this would be very interesting… Tsuna didn’t seem to hear them; in fact he didn’t even seem to notice their presence.

- How awesome Tsuna-nii! – Lambo yelled jumping to see more closely, and trying to take the ball. – Teach me!

Maybe because Tsuna was ignoring them for some reason or he didn’t even notice anyone presence, or maybe because he didn’t care… he didn’t let Lambo even touch the ball, he practically made the kid dance trying to take the ball. Hibari smiled darkly and went to bite the Omnivore till death with his weapons… just to be…

- Ole! – Yamamoto said laughing about Hibari’s face, who got madder and tried again… but Tsuna… - Ole! – Tsuna wasn’t even paying him the minimum attention…

- EXTREME! – To be honest, he didn’t even know what was going on… but he also failed epically in getting the ball…

- Any of you can~ - The smoker said, smiling evily. – Juudaime is-

- Why dont try Gokudera? – The baseball player asked, a bit taken back about what he was seeing. – You are his right hand… I think you could play with him… - Magic words, he though giggling.

A minute later, Gokudera was crying a sea in the floor because his boss didn’t even let him touch it; Hibari was incredibly mad thanks to the many “Ole!” that the Omnivore had made with him without effort; the fighter had hit himself with a tree trying to steal the ball form Tsuna… Chrome just watch, a bit worried, but smiling with fun, because she couldn’t deny that all this was very funny… in its own way.

Fuuta just took his book and started to make things flow while I-pin started her countdown, because she had seen Hibari. Reborn, watching all the chaos forming, just could smirk darkly… for once his not good student doesn’t have even a scratch… in fact, he was the one who started all this, and the worse was…

-… You don’t need those pills… - Or the bullets either.

Leon just giggled of their disgrace… Didn’t they want to learn? All they asked was in front of their eyes… A boy, better known as Sawada Tsunayoshi, with a big orange flame on his forehead, his serious eyes and with the same color as his flames… was playing with a soccer ball. And he knew very well (so very well) how to show off, he knew a lot of tricks and had a perfect balance to manipulate the ball (without using his hands, just his foot and head) without losing it, burn it, destroy it or being stolen without felling, losing balance and evading all his family and all the attacks, what was going on and/or any kind of obstacle and threat...

- Didn’t you want to learn? Well you got it, try to steal his ball… - Reborn smirked even more, someone will pay for not telling him this information… - if you can… - He added noticing how focused Tsuna was, who only had eyes for the ball in his foot… in his head, in his back…

Watching how all failed miserably, even though Tsuna didn’t do more than evading, Reborn was very tempted in making the things a lot more… interesting. However, it wasn’t necessary to do anything, because (it seemed) that they did something or Tsuna just thought it was time to make clear that he didn’t like to be stolen… It was very traumatic or fun to see, because Tsuna enver used his hands, he just gave them a hit with his head, a trap to make them fell or just a stomp… which later were transforming into traps a lot more painful by their audacity…  

- Tsu-kun! – That was what stopped Tsuna, who returned to normal right away. The ball touching the floor, forget. – How many times I have to tell you that you can’t play with that? It is dangerous… - The others just looked at her, stupidly. Dangerous? To them? Somewhat, for him? Absolutely not.

- I’m sorry mom, I dont know what I was thinking… - Tsuna apologized, very ashamed of himself.

- Chaosu. – Reborn intercepted, very corious. Tsuna was very good playing soccer, too good… so why couldn’t he play? It doesn’t have much sense to him… - Could I know why can’t he play soccer? Or with a ball in general?

- Oh Reborn-chan… - Here comes the good part… - The thing is that Tsu-kun often forgets his surroundings each time he plays with a ball… the last time he was almost hit for a bus… - Inside of his mind Reborn frowned, that must be some years ago…

- But mom… no one could take the ball form him, not matter what they did. – He pointed the teenagers panting in the floor, some cursing and some wanting to kill someone.

- Not buts Reborn-chan, no one has been able to the ball from him once he starts… - Nana smiled softly and patted Tsuna in his shoulder, whose face was red as a tomato thanks to the embarrassment.

- Except you? – He didn’t know why he even asked…

- No, no really. – Reborn was more curious now, like the rest. – Just call him well, and he will get out form that state. – Then she told Tsuna: - Are you hungry? I made snacks-  

- Aja! – Fuuta yelled, scaring even Tsuna. – I got it!

After that, the kid began writing furiously in his book, ignoring everything else… After that Nana and Tsuna had disappeared inside of the house, after they invited them to eat, they got close to Fuuta to know what just happened… but…

- Tsuna-nii is the number one in focusing with accidental selective distraction!