Updated C.D.C. Guidance

I’m still a week away from my second shot, so I’ll be acting like there’s still a pandemic on, ‘cause it is.

(panel 1 - Title on a CDC report.)
Updated CDC Guidance
(panel 2 - On a CDC slide with a person speaking to an intubated patient.)
Whining about minor vaccine side-effects won't get much sympathy from people on ventilators.
person, "My shoulder hurts!"
(panel 3 - On a CDC slide with a mortar board, diploma and a "No Phones" symbol.)
Avoid social media until you've completed online courses on epidemiology and statistics.
(panel 4 - On a CDC slide with a couple dining outdoors.)
Outdoor dining is SAFE, if you tip AT LEAST 30%, and actively lobby your representatives to end the TIPPED MINIMUM WAGE.
(panel 5 - On a CDC slide, Tucker Carlson yelling at a masked child.)
Concerned that a stranger's still wearing a mask? MIND YA BUSINESS!
(panel 6 - On a CDC slide, a globe injected with multiple syringes.)
Release the intellectual property protections of the vaccines, so millions won't die needlessly ...
Or if you're selfish, so resistant variants won't emerge and affect YOU, the protagonist of the universe.

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