Valentines In The Dark
If you're a $5+ Patron, you're invited to join me tonight live, where I'll be dishing secrets on anything you like! Ask me anything! :D

I'll also be making Valentines for everyone in attendance! With my own two hands! Just like your toddler. Who probably has better technique at this than me. 

But it's the thought, right? Because my thoughts glow in the dark. As will my Valentines. Oh yes. Brace yourselves for wonder and awe.

Plus we'll get to cheer for the winner of this super rad painting! :D The auction will close during the broadcast. Who will it be?! It's like a sports event with fewer head injuries.

Join me tonight at 9pm PST

I know you want a handmade Valentine. I know it.