I'll also be making Valentines for everyone in attendance! With my own two hands! Just like your toddler. Who probably has better technique at this than me.
But it's the thought, right? Because my thoughts glow in the dark. As will my Valentines. Oh yes. Brace yourselves for wonder and awe.
Plus we'll get to cheer for the winner of this super rad painting! :D The auction will close during the broadcast. Who will it be?! It's like a sports event with fewer head injuries.
I know you want a handmade Valentine. I know it.