Wait, What? Ep. 228 is almost here!
 
Hey, everyone: Jeff here, to let you know the latest episode will be dropping Tuesday night!  I'd like to say it's because we worked out a special way to sync my complaints about John Byrne's Alpha Flight to the fireworks that night but...sadly, it's just because the holiday weekends can be busy, you know?

Nonetheless, you'll soon have almost 2.5 hours of Graeme and I gabbing in your ears.  Be prepared!!

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If you give this amount for an entire year, you get to tell us the comic book and we will read and discuss it on air!

If you give this amount for two years?  You will not only be thanked every six months, you will get to order us around like we are helpless to resist twice, AND you get three questions in our annual "we answer listener questions" podcast, which will be given the highest priority  It's like you are a god, and we are your terrified subjects!
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If you pledge $10 a month to help keep our podcast fresh, vital, and challenging, we will be ridiculously grateful.  Not only will you get the super-rare sticker, you will get access to the 21st Century marvel that is the digital grab bag!  It is not at all a Dropbox folder with rare, never-heard-before files for you to download and chortle over... No, it is more like Jack Kirby's Mother Box come to life, but instead of its tonic pings you will instead hear Graeme and Jeff, Jeff and Graeme, speaking to you in the fiery language of the New Gods!

(Okay, it probably will be a Dropbox folder.)

Additionally, you will get the above recurring incentives in a much-faster time frame:  thanked in four months!  Assigning us books to read in six months!  And in a year, you get to ask us four questions in our annual "we answer listener questions" podcast, which will be given the highest priority, and with which Jeff will read to Graeme with the preface "But, Khaleesi..."  each and every time. Unbelievable!
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I know, I know.  How could we ever do better than that? Well, if you support the Wait, What? podcast at this level, not only will you receive the sticker and the digital grab bag but, yes, you guessed it: you will also receive a tote bag!

Let that sink in, huh?  You'll be able to show your love of the Wait, What? podcast wherever you go!  Or, if you're in a city like Jeff's where they charge you a dime when you need a bag, you'll have an excellent and durable quality product capable of carrying comic books, food, shoes from the beach, The Infinity Gauntlet...whatever you can dream of, you'll be able to carry in this bag (but only if it stays a dream, and thus remains utterly insubstantial).  It'll still hold lots of stuff, though.

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And then when the annual listener questioner podcast rolls around, you can ask five more questions!  And we'll do it again!  Probably even better since we'll have had some practice! 

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Don't worry, this is the last reward level: we know your heart couldn't stand any more.  (Jeff's hasn't: he's actually been resuscitated via defibrillator four times since we started planning out these levels.)

If you pay $100 a month because, I don't know -- you and the Legion of Doom traveled back in time and milled all of the gold out of Sutter's Creek without the Superfriends showing up to stop you -- you get the sticker, digital grab bag, and tote bag PLUS you get to assign a comic book for Graeme and Jeff to read on-air.  We will do it, we're not kidding! 

If you give at this rate every month, you'll be thanked on air for every podcast; you can ask up to eight questions which we will answer before the annual listener podcast ( we will  devote an entire podcast to it, probably: don't forget we talked about making balloon animals to make money so clearly we are easily fiscally swayed); you can request a book for us to read every other month if you like OR we will pretend we read a book of your choosing every month if you don't mind us being lazy and faking it.  We will call you sire because we will be your sucka MCs, and you will be our King Ad-Rock.  There would be none higher.
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