Can You Tell the Difference Between Mick Jagger and Winston Churchill?
Did you know that to Americans all British people are indistinguishable from each other? It's sad, but true. We just can't tell those unwashed masses of porridge-faced sausage-eaters apart! As die-hard anti-racists, however, the Union Forever has taken it upon itself to teach our fellow Americans the rudiments of telling the difference between one British person and another.