Why Do The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Like Pizza So Much?
Of all the adaptations and merchandising tie-ins, two things remain constant about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1) Their origins as a parody of mega-gritty American hypermasculinity will remain pointedly unexplored. 2) They love pizza. At least their concept of it. You could argue the latter is part and parcel to character development.
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