a word about them new fees...
 
Hey folks. Jorts here. You may have heard the news already that Patreon has decided to switch the fee structure of how your donations are processed. In the past the transaction fees on each donation would be covered on our end out of our percentage. Starting in January these fees will effectively be passed (assed if you as me) on to you, resulting in your $5 contributions becoming something like $5.35-$5.50 per month. We were happy to pay that, and we had no say in Patreon's decision to change this structure.

Marvin and I appreciate greatly that you would donate your hard earned cash to our little show, and it means a lot to us that you believe in what we do enough to support it financially. That matters. I can't stress how much that means to me personally or how your kind support is literally the only way Marvin can be compensated for hours of labor they put into making each episode as high quality as my shitty recordings will allow.

In response to what Marvin and I both feel is a shitty move by Patreon, we have introduced the new "Dimebag Leftist" reward tier at the cool as heck price of $4.20

If you edit your subscription and change it to this tier, you will still be paying the new fees, but your total should remain where it used to be before Jack Conti and co decided they want a gold statue of a fricken dang epic slice of freaking bacon that fucking loves science or w/e they do.

I'm sorry that I couldn't just do this switch for you, but Patreon won't allow editing the price of a tier. The best I could do was make the new tier, and I hope those of you at the $5 tier will make the switch and then we can all giggle about 420 together.

As for Patreon, their fees will get paid. We aren't ok passing that cost on to you. Thanks for being the reason we do this. There is a lot of fun stuff coming up! Love you all lots.

-Jorts

"They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn
We can break their haughty power gain our freedom when we learn
That the Union makes us strong"

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fuck to Patreon's fees. this tier is for fans of the show who want access to our premium episodes but can't or just don't want to pay the new fees so Jack Conti can buy a gold vuvuzela.
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