I re-recorded the entire first chapter for you to enjoy. I plan to read the rest of the book, chapter by chapter, just for our Patreon Patrons! But in the spirit of giving, the first hit is free.
Tim sure does love his chocolate. Almost as much as he loves his leather Reebok tennis shoes. I also think he's weirdly into his mom.
Stay tuned: I'll read chapter 2 this weekend (patrons only).