WRITTEN REVIEW - Child 44
 
Honestly, I'm quite happy with how this review turned out. I was initially very concerned about writing an in-depth review of 'Child 44' because in order to write an in-depth review of 'Child 44', one must remember ANYTHING that happens in 'Child 44'. For a movie this bland and poorly constructed, that's quite a task. But I somehow managed to get out a 1,900+ analysis of the film. So yeah, this film is pretty much a flop in a financial sense and it's not very good. It's been banned in Russia so it's safe to say that they're not missing much.