Because you love me and want to ensure my writing desk is kept stocked with the necessities. Seriously, this is a thank you tier that lets me know that there's people out there that want me to keep creating. Every month I'll share a short excerpt from one of my books (published or in progress). 

Nibs and dark chocolate are what keep me going when I'm in a slump. For this tier, you'll get the Potato Chip Tier benefit plus exclusive access to some poems, song lyrics, and blog posts at least a week before they appear on my website. 

My son is allergic to peanuts so these are a delicacy for me. You'll get all the rewards of the Potato Chips and Nibs & Dark Chocolate Tiers, plus you'll get access to my memoir, Near Death by a Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir of Misfortune.