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About Pasta

Hi friends!
You might recognize me as ZeosPantera's favourite Twitch moderator/commentator. Due to *actual* demand on Telegram and Twitch, I've created this page. Here you will find photography, "reviews", funnies and access to my other social media accounts. I'm currently working full time as an accountant but would like to write my CPA exam in the next 18 months. In order to do that, I have to quit my job to focus on my studies.... I'd also like to travel to/with that cool dude I mentioned above. Thanks for joining me on this little adventure. Let's be bffs! <3
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