Bird is creating President
27

patrons

$96
per month
What do Bird's Rights and why?
Hello. I am Bird. I tweet intelligence word thoughts on The Tweeter, such as for instance: When I get stuck inside of a bread, how solve? Why is windows? How come I can't able to pants??? I am running for President 2016 so that I can put the BIRD back into Amerbirdica.



What a bird need with money???
I a one bird show. My tweets are 100% FREE and a public service to educate the masses of BIRD RIGHTS and the SQUIRREL MENACE. But to become presdent I need the money dollars to accomplish the following: 
  • To buy bread
  • To create merchandising so you can bedeck yourself with my likeness
  • To make cartoons, comics, art, and various beautiful homage of me. 
  • Very tall patriotic hat acquire
  • Hushmoney to bribe politics
  • To roll around in
  • They called dollar BILLS not dollar LIPS
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
$1 or more per month 19 patrons
You will see exclusive Bird's Seedcret Diary content on my Patreon starring me (bird).
It covers important topics such as:
  • What is best way to eat bread (every way)
  • Did I smack into a window again (I did)
  • Who I have crush on (Michael Buble I NEVER TELL)

You will also receive discount and sometimes bumper stickos



Pledge $5 or more per month
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
You will receive the posts, the free bumpo stickons, discount codes, and also if you bumper stickons get old and rained on I will send you fresh hot new replacement if I have in stock. 

Pledge $10 or more per month
$10 or more per month 5 patrons
In addition to all other prizeies, you can request that I send you custom letters and drawrings to you and or a beloved friend or familiy. Simply message me with these request and I done it.
Pledge $25 or more per month
$25 or more per month 1 patron
You are a Honorary Bird. As a Honorary Bird, you will be in caHOOTs with me. Send message to me to chat with me about my vision for Merica (spoilers: I be president and roads paved with bread). In additions to all other benefeets, you will have ability to request custom product (a mug or shirt etc. with your desired bird-related saying, plus art that exist on other products). You can get one free fancy product (such as shirt or mug) and then after then you get discount where you only pay for base cost of produce these item. Meesage me to claim these benefeets.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 patrons
I marry you. [ED. NOTE: NOT LEGALLY BINDING. MARRIAGE TO A BIRD IS ILLEGAL IN 49 STATES] 
Goals
$96 of $100 per month
Put me on your bumper. I will use this moneys to put into production Bird Presidential bumper stickers (made in the USA) you can put on your car, aka, my toilet. You can vote on which designs capture my beauty glory the best. 
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What do Bird's Rights and why?
Hello. I am Bird. I tweet intelligence word thoughts on The Tweeter, such as for instance: When I get stuck inside of a bread, how solve? Why is windows? How come I can't able to pants??? I am running for President 2016 so that I can put the BIRD back into Amerbirdica.



What a bird need with money???
I a one bird show. My tweets are 100% FREE and a public service to educate the masses of BIRD RIGHTS and the SQUIRREL MENACE. But to become presdent I need the money dollars to accomplish the following: 
  • To buy bread
  • To create merchandising so you can bedeck yourself with my likeness
  • To make cartoons, comics, art, and various beautiful homage of me. 
  • Very tall patriotic hat acquire
  • Hushmoney to bribe politics
  • To roll around in
  • They called dollar BILLS not dollar LIPS

Recent posts by Bird

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
$1 or more per month 19 patrons
You will see exclusive Bird's Seedcret Diary content on my Patreon starring me (bird).
It covers important topics such as:
  • What is best way to eat bread (every way)
  • Did I smack into a window again (I did)
  • Who I have crush on (Michael Buble I NEVER TELL)

You will also receive discount and sometimes bumper stickos



Pledge $5 or more per month
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
You will receive the posts, the free bumpo stickons, discount codes, and also if you bumper stickons get old and rained on I will send you fresh hot new replacement if I have in stock. 

Pledge $10 or more per month
$10 or more per month 5 patrons
In addition to all other prizeies, you can request that I send you custom letters and drawrings to you and or a beloved friend or familiy. Simply message me with these request and I done it.
Pledge $25 or more per month
$25 or more per month 1 patron
You are a Honorary Bird. As a Honorary Bird, you will be in caHOOTs with me. Send message to me to chat with me about my vision for Merica (spoilers: I be president and roads paved with bread). In additions to all other benefeets, you will have ability to request custom product (a mug or shirt etc. with your desired bird-related saying, plus art that exist on other products). You can get one free fancy product (such as shirt or mug) and then after then you get discount where you only pay for base cost of produce these item. Meesage me to claim these benefeets.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 patrons
I marry you. [ED. NOTE: NOT LEGALLY BINDING. MARRIAGE TO A BIRD IS ILLEGAL IN 49 STATES]