Professional Moron

is creating funny blog posts to make you laugh like an idiot.

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Cheapskates
$1
per month

Whether you're unemployed or unemployable, this option is for you. It's the most basic and moronic option available to you. 

Sandwich Option
$5
per month

Thanks! I'll buy a sandwich with this money to fuel me with energy so I can... keep... on... writing!

Check Out The Generosity!
$10
per month

With this for even a handful of months, I'll fund my WordPress package to the next level. To infinity... and vegan burgers!

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patron

$1

per month

About

The aim is always to make people laugh with silly posts about whatever enters my head. It's not for everyone, but if surreal humour and ridiculousness are your thing then you should click with it. 

I also write about culture to ENLIGHTEN you philistines about interesting stuff I come across. Book reviews, films, TV shows, weird stuff, history, art... you know, culture. 

But why should you fork out for that? Well, I got worms. Sorry, I got plans. 

One's WordPress business account

All this creative stuff takes a fair bit of time and commitment away from my day job as an astronaut.

The result? This Patreon page exists to support my WordPress plans for the near future. I want to fund the full business package and add a load of fancy new features with plugins, Google Analytics, and whatnot.

I'm a man of honour and can guarantee funds will go towards ensuring this moronic blog rumbles on towards its tenth anniversary in 2022. And your support is greatly appreciated!

Peace and vegetables,
Mr. Wapojif
Goals
$1 of $100 per month
This lot will be enough to fund my WordPress business plan and step the blog up a notch. It should also let me get on with my YouTube plans, which I'm hoping to develop towards in Q3 2019. 
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