Professor Elemental is creating Music, Videos, Toys, Art, Novels and Tea!
223

patrons

$1,133
per month
ECCENTRIC, ENTHUSIASTIC STEAMPUNK HIP HOP EMCEE SEEKS FUN LOVING BACKERS FOR FUN, CHAT AND NUMEROUS EXCITING REWARDS.
Hello there! You look lovely. Tea?

Oh, umm, no thanks, I’m fine. So what’s all this then?


I’m Professor Elemental! Steampunk adventurer and Hip Hop Emcee.

Really? That’s a pretty weird combination.


I know! But so far my adventures as the Professor, have lead me to shows across the globe, kid’s rap workshops, numerous hit music videos on YouTube, an anti -bullying campaign, as well as a whale’s mouth full of eccentric merchandise and inspiring artistic collaborations. Not to mention a series of Hip Hop albums featuring songs on every topic imaginable - and some that are quite unimaginable.
You can have peep at what I get up to over at http://www.professorelemental.com

OK, ok calm down. Blimey. Sounds like you’re having a great ol’ time. What do you need me for?


Well, the secret to my modest success so far, has been the collaborations and conversations I’ve had with my listeners. I want to keep making remarkable, usual things and contributing to the beautiful nerdy subcultures that we love so much. There are so many fun projects in the works... and I could do with your help. Not just to make them, but to get your ideas onhowbest to create them and even get you involved in them too.

Plus, I currently spend every weekend away from my family doing shows, and it might be nice to take my kids to the park sometimes.

Well that does sound like fun and I’m happy for you. But, well, what’s in it for me?


This is where things get exciting. Whatever you decide to donate, your support will be rewarded with access to my Patreon feed page where I will be updating every week with new ideas, links, compilations and more. I’ll also be there to chat to and discuss ideas.

If you’re kind enough to donate more - you’ll get access to tonnes of exclusive content (I am nothing if not prolific). ALL my releases will come to you early, there’ll even be tutorials and hang outs where we can all get to know each other better. I’ll also regularly give away FREE tickets to shows and send out packages filled with random delights.

Wow. Well, I can’t fault your enthusiasm. I’ll check out the rewards.


Super, thanks a bundle. Now, how about that tea?

Oh go on then, got any biscuits?


Rewards
Fine Fellows
$1 or more per month 87 patrons
Our sincere thanks and access to the Patreon Feed – where I’ll not just be announcing new material, but sharing possible ideas and getting your feedback on new projects. You can also tell me what you’d like to see, both on the feed and in the projects themselves. I'll visit every couple of weeks. PLUS I am going to make a monthly mixtape of amazing tunes from my enormous vault. Join up and expect regular treats.
Invaluable Assistants
$5 or more per month 102 patrons
Our thanks, access to the feed, plus a new EP every six months of songs which won't be released anywhere but here.
Guest Lecturers
$10 or more per month 23 patrons
A jolly big thank you, feed access, the exclusive EP plus, Tutorials & AMA’s – I can teach anyone how to rap- ANYONE- and would love the opportunity to teach you. Every year, I’ll do at least one workshop where I let you in on the tricks of the trade from crafting ideas to how to go about creating your own secret identity. I’ll also do an exclusive interview where you can ask me anything, literally anything at all because I have no shame or sense of privacy any more. Why not take full advantage? 



Full Faculty members
$20 or more per month 17 patrons
All of the lower pledges plus, Releases before they come out – Any song I release, album coming out, new music video- you get it a week, a whole week before anyone else. Of course, that means I’ll have to trust you to keep it to yourself and not share it, but I DO trust you, you were nice enough to support me after all. I pledge to ensure that I will release one album and several collaborations each year, plus at least one video and that you will receive them first. (Probably more to be honest, but I’d best keep it at the level I can guarantee will happen)
Head of Departments
$50 or more per month 3 patrons
All of the lower pledges plus, as soon as you subscribe and on an annual basis thereafter,  (every February, when everything is grey and boring)- you will receive a goodie bag with something utterly exclusive. I mean stage props, costumes, albums, comics, hand written lyrics- ALL SORTS OF THINGS. You can even write to me and specify if you have a particular interest. I am not sure what you’ll get, but I promise you will be delighted.
You can also have free access to my shows all year, whenever you are passing (festivals and conventions not included).
Principals of whimsy
$100 or more per month 0 of 9 patrons
Gosh, that really is very kind of you. Wow. Cheers. Well, obviously you can have all the other stuff I've mentioned; so that's access to the feed, an exclusive EP, access to workshops and lectures, first dibs on releases, a bundle of swag on an annual basis, free access to shows- plus I will ensure that you always get physical copies of everything I release. In the past this has included Tea, designer toys, t-shirts, cds, art prints, comics and much much more. And I am working on some stuff now that you will absolutely love. 

Oh and if you're kind enough to keep this up for 3 months, let's have a chat too, we can have a one to one call over the phone, skype or even a nice cuppa if you are ever in Brighton.
Governors
$300 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
Basically, everything ever. All that stuff I just mentioned above, plus I will create a song specially for you over a Tom Caruana beat on the subject of your choice. And I promise you'll love it.

King or Queen of the entire universe
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
Woah. Steady now. I mean, that's a lot of cash. How about all that stuff above and then i'll come and do a special show for you (UK or Europe only, travel and accomodation provided)? If you're in the America's, then I will come on Skype and do a special show just for you, including a performance of the rap I write just for you.   
Goals
$1,133 of $1,200 per month
I have a new song  called 'Nervous', it's all about mental health and social anxiety. I want to finish a lovely music video to accompany the song, with your help we can make it extra special and the get the song's positive message and helpful advice out into the world! 
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ECCENTRIC, ENTHUSIASTIC STEAMPUNK HIP HOP EMCEE SEEKS FUN LOVING BACKERS FOR FUN, CHAT AND NUMEROUS EXCITING REWARDS.
Hello there! You look lovely. Tea?

Oh, umm, no thanks, I’m fine. So what’s all this then?


I’m Professor Elemental! Steampunk adventurer and Hip Hop Emcee.

Really? That’s a pretty weird combination.


I know! But so far my adventures as the Professor, have lead me to shows across the globe, kid’s rap workshops, numerous hit music videos on YouTube, an anti -bullying campaign, as well as a whale’s mouth full of eccentric merchandise and inspiring artistic collaborations. Not to mention a series of Hip Hop albums featuring songs on every topic imaginable - and some that are quite unimaginable.
You can have peep at what I get up to over at http://www.professorelemental.com

OK, ok calm down. Blimey. Sounds like you’re having a great ol’ time. What do you need me for?


Well, the secret to my modest success so far, has been the collaborations and conversations I’ve had with my listeners. I want to keep making remarkable, usual things and contributing to the beautiful nerdy subcultures that we love so much. There are so many fun projects in the works... and I could do with your help. Not just to make them, but to get your ideas onhowbest to create them and even get you involved in them too.

Plus, I currently spend every weekend away from my family doing shows, and it might be nice to take my kids to the park sometimes.

Well that does sound like fun and I’m happy for you. But, well, what’s in it for me?


This is where things get exciting. Whatever you decide to donate, your support will be rewarded with access to my Patreon feed page where I will be updating every week with new ideas, links, compilations and more. I’ll also be there to chat to and discuss ideas.

If you’re kind enough to donate more - you’ll get access to tonnes of exclusive content (I am nothing if not prolific). ALL my releases will come to you early, there’ll even be tutorials and hang outs where we can all get to know each other better. I’ll also regularly give away FREE tickets to shows and send out packages filled with random delights.

Wow. Well, I can’t fault your enthusiasm. I’ll check out the rewards.


Super, thanks a bundle. Now, how about that tea?

Oh go on then, got any biscuits?


Recent posts by Professor Elemental

Rewards
Fine Fellows
$1 or more per month 87 patrons
Our sincere thanks and access to the Patreon Feed – where I’ll not just be announcing new material, but sharing possible ideas and getting your feedback on new projects. You can also tell me what you’d like to see, both on the feed and in the projects themselves. I'll visit every couple of weeks. PLUS I am going to make a monthly mixtape of amazing tunes from my enormous vault. Join up and expect regular treats.
Invaluable Assistants
$5 or more per month 102 patrons
Our thanks, access to the feed, plus a new EP every six months of songs which won't be released anywhere but here.
Guest Lecturers
$10 or more per month 23 patrons
A jolly big thank you, feed access, the exclusive EP plus, Tutorials & AMA’s – I can teach anyone how to rap- ANYONE- and would love the opportunity to teach you. Every year, I’ll do at least one workshop where I let you in on the tricks of the trade from crafting ideas to how to go about creating your own secret identity. I’ll also do an exclusive interview where you can ask me anything, literally anything at all because I have no shame or sense of privacy any more. Why not take full advantage? 



Full Faculty members
$20 or more per month 17 patrons
All of the lower pledges plus, Releases before they come out – Any song I release, album coming out, new music video- you get it a week, a whole week before anyone else. Of course, that means I’ll have to trust you to keep it to yourself and not share it, but I DO trust you, you were nice enough to support me after all. I pledge to ensure that I will release one album and several collaborations each year, plus at least one video and that you will receive them first. (Probably more to be honest, but I’d best keep it at the level I can guarantee will happen)
Head of Departments
$50 or more per month 3 patrons
All of the lower pledges plus, as soon as you subscribe and on an annual basis thereafter,  (every February, when everything is grey and boring)- you will receive a goodie bag with something utterly exclusive. I mean stage props, costumes, albums, comics, hand written lyrics- ALL SORTS OF THINGS. You can even write to me and specify if you have a particular interest. I am not sure what you’ll get, but I promise you will be delighted.
You can also have free access to my shows all year, whenever you are passing (festivals and conventions not included).
Principals of whimsy
$100 or more per month 0 of 9 patrons
Gosh, that really is very kind of you. Wow. Cheers. Well, obviously you can have all the other stuff I've mentioned; so that's access to the feed, an exclusive EP, access to workshops and lectures, first dibs on releases, a bundle of swag on an annual basis, free access to shows- plus I will ensure that you always get physical copies of everything I release. In the past this has included Tea, designer toys, t-shirts, cds, art prints, comics and much much more. And I am working on some stuff now that you will absolutely love. 

Oh and if you're kind enough to keep this up for 3 months, let's have a chat too, we can have a one to one call over the phone, skype or even a nice cuppa if you are ever in Brighton.
Governors
$300 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
Basically, everything ever. All that stuff I just mentioned above, plus I will create a song specially for you over a Tom Caruana beat on the subject of your choice. And I promise you'll love it.

King or Queen of the entire universe
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
Woah. Steady now. I mean, that's a lot of cash. How about all that stuff above and then i'll come and do a special show for you (UK or Europe only, travel and accomodation provided)? If you're in the America's, then I will come on Skype and do a special show just for you, including a performance of the rap I write just for you.