Professor Elemental is creating Joyful Music, Videos & Stories
238

patrons

$1,399
per month
ECCENTRIC, ENTHUSIASTIC STEAMPUNK HIP HOP EMCEE SEEKS FUN LOVING BACKERS FOR FUN, CHAT AND NUMEROUS EXCITING REWARDS.
Hello there! You look lovely. Tea?

Oh, umm, no thanks, I’m fine. So what’s all this then?


I’m Professor Elemental! Steampunk adventurer and Hip Hop Emcee.

Really? That’s a pretty weird combination.


I know! But so far my adventures as the Professor, have lead me to shows across the globe, kid’s rap workshops, numerous hit music videos on YouTube, an anti -bullying campaign, as well as a whale’s mouth full of eccentric merchandise and inspiring artistic collaborations. Not to mention a series of Hip Hop albums featuring songs on every topic imaginable - and some that are quite unimaginable.
You can have peep at what I get up to over at http://www.professorelemental.com

OK, ok calm down. Blimey. Sounds like you’re having a great ol’ time. What do you need me for?


Well, the secret to my modest success so far, has been the collaborations and conversations I’ve had with my listeners. I want to keep making remarkable, usual things and contributing to the beautiful nerdy subcultures that we love so much. There are so many fun projects in the works... and I could do with your help. Not just to make them, but to get your ideas onhowbest to create them and even get you involved in them too.

Plus, I currently spend every weekend away from my family doing shows, and it might be nice to take my kids to the park sometimes.

Well that does sound like fun and I’m happy for you. But, well, what’s in it for me?


This is where things get exciting. Whatever you decide to donate, your support will be rewarded with access to my Patreon feed page where I will be updating every week with new ideas, previews, exclusive items and more. I’ll also be there to chat to and discuss ideas.

If you’re kind enough to donate more - you’ll get access to tonnes of exclusive content (I am nothing if not prolific). ALL my releases will come to you early, I'll make regular compilations and exclusive releases. I’ll also give away back stage passes to all of my shows and will send out packages filled with new releases and exclusive treats.

Wow. Well, I can’t fault your enthusiasm. I’ll check out the rewards.


Super, thanks a bundle. Now, how about that tea?

Oh go on then, got any biscuits?


Tiers
Fine Fellows
$1 or more per month 97 patrons
Access to the Patreon Feed – where I announce new material before anywhere else, share fun stuff and offer discounted items before they are released. I also ask for feedback on projects and direction, so you can also tell me what you’d like the Professor to get up to next.  Join up and expect regular treats.
Musical Assistants
$5 or more per month 104 patrons
Access to the feed, plus access to a collection of musical compilations and EPs.  


You'll get  3 exclusive Professor Elemental EPs, each one  packed with tracks you won't find anywhere else. You'll also get a collection of compilations featuring some of my favourite music. 


I'll be digging in my crates for 6 new compilations each year, as well as an annual new Professor Elemental EP, with material exclusive for patrons. 

Guest Lecturers
$10 or more per month 24 patrons
Feed access, the compilations, the exclusive EPs, plus- ever miss out on a release again, I'll send you early access to each release before it comes out!  


I'll be sharing videos, singles and in sometimes whole albums, at least a week before anyone else. Of  course, that means I’ll have to trust you to keep them to yourself and not  share them, but I DO trust you, you were nice enough to support me after  all. 


Full Faculty members
$20 or more per month 19 patrons
All of the above rewards and, at least once a year, you will receive a present in the post. 


There's nothing nicer than getting an unexpected gift and I promise to ensure you get a treat each year. This might contain new releases, stage props, costumes, albums, comics, hand written lyrics- ALL  SORTS OF THINGS. You can even write to me and specify if you have a  particular interest. I am not sure what you’ll get, but I promise you  will be delighted.

Head of Departments
$50 or more per month 4 patrons
Wow. That really is *very* kind of you. Time to pull out all the stops! For this  level, you get all of the lower rewards plus I will write you your very own verse on the topic of your choice. Every year. Forever.  Or, if you'd rather, I'l happily record an audio or video message for anyone you'd like with whatever message you fancy. 



You also get free passes to any of my shows. Just drop me a line a few weeks in advance and you are on the list to get in free (sadly with the exception of conventions and festivals) 

 

At this level, I'm basically your butler. Or musical jester. Whatever you prefer.

Principals of whimsy
$100 or more per month 2 of 9 patrons
Wow. Cheers. Incredible. Well, obviously you can have everything forever. Every single thing mentioned above, plus-  I will create a song specially for you over a Tom Caruana beat (on the subject of your choice) each year. And I promise you'll love it.  
Governors
$300 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
Woah. Steady now. I mean, that's a lot of cash. How about all that stuff above and then, after six months of support, I'll come and do a special show for you (UK or Europe only, travel and accomodation provided)? If you're in the America's, then I will come on Skype and do a special show just for you, including a performance of the rap I write just for you.     
Goals
$1,399 of $1,500 per month
When we make it to $1,500, it's time to roll out the big guns. All this year, I have been working with acclaimed Canadian performer and writer Scott Finlay on an biography of the Professor. I've also been bouncing back and forth with 'Toadbriar' a brilliant artist in the Americas who has illustrated a book of Professor Horror stories. Your kind support would help us publish these and get them out to an unsuspecting public.

4 of 4
ECCENTRIC, ENTHUSIASTIC STEAMPUNK HIP HOP EMCEE SEEKS FUN LOVING BACKERS FOR FUN, CHAT AND NUMEROUS EXCITING REWARDS.
Hello there! You look lovely. Tea?

Oh, umm, no thanks, I’m fine. So what’s all this then?


I’m Professor Elemental! Steampunk adventurer and Hip Hop Emcee.

Really? That’s a pretty weird combination.


I know! But so far my adventures as the Professor, have lead me to shows across the globe, kid’s rap workshops, numerous hit music videos on YouTube, an anti -bullying campaign, as well as a whale’s mouth full of eccentric merchandise and inspiring artistic collaborations. Not to mention a series of Hip Hop albums featuring songs on every topic imaginable - and some that are quite unimaginable.
You can have peep at what I get up to over at http://www.professorelemental.com

OK, ok calm down. Blimey. Sounds like you’re having a great ol’ time. What do you need me for?


Well, the secret to my modest success so far, has been the collaborations and conversations I’ve had with my listeners. I want to keep making remarkable, usual things and contributing to the beautiful nerdy subcultures that we love so much. There are so many fun projects in the works... and I could do with your help. Not just to make them, but to get your ideas onhowbest to create them and even get you involved in them too.

Plus, I currently spend every weekend away from my family doing shows, and it might be nice to take my kids to the park sometimes.

Well that does sound like fun and I’m happy for you. But, well, what’s in it for me?


This is where things get exciting. Whatever you decide to donate, your support will be rewarded with access to my Patreon feed page where I will be updating every week with new ideas, previews, exclusive items and more. I’ll also be there to chat to and discuss ideas.

If you’re kind enough to donate more - you’ll get access to tonnes of exclusive content (I am nothing if not prolific). ALL my releases will come to you early, I'll make regular compilations and exclusive releases. I’ll also give away back stage passes to all of my shows and will send out packages filled with new releases and exclusive treats.

Wow. Well, I can’t fault your enthusiasm. I’ll check out the rewards.


Super, thanks a bundle. Now, how about that tea?

Oh go on then, got any biscuits?


Recent posts by Professor Elemental

Tiers
Fine Fellows
$1 or more per month 97 patrons
Access to the Patreon Feed – where I announce new material before anywhere else, share fun stuff and offer discounted items before they are released. I also ask for feedback on projects and direction, so you can also tell me what you’d like the Professor to get up to next.  Join up and expect regular treats.
Musical Assistants
$5 or more per month 104 patrons
Access to the feed, plus access to a collection of musical compilations and EPs.  


You'll get  3 exclusive Professor Elemental EPs, each one  packed with tracks you won't find anywhere else. You'll also get a collection of compilations featuring some of my favourite music. 


I'll be digging in my crates for 6 new compilations each year, as well as an annual new Professor Elemental EP, with material exclusive for patrons. 

Guest Lecturers
$10 or more per month 24 patrons
Feed access, the compilations, the exclusive EPs, plus- ever miss out on a release again, I'll send you early access to each release before it comes out!  


I'll be sharing videos, singles and in sometimes whole albums, at least a week before anyone else. Of  course, that means I’ll have to trust you to keep them to yourself and not  share them, but I DO trust you, you were nice enough to support me after  all. 


Full Faculty members
$20 or more per month 19 patrons
All of the above rewards and, at least once a year, you will receive a present in the post. 


There's nothing nicer than getting an unexpected gift and I promise to ensure you get a treat each year. This might contain new releases, stage props, costumes, albums, comics, hand written lyrics- ALL  SORTS OF THINGS. You can even write to me and specify if you have a  particular interest. I am not sure what you’ll get, but I promise you  will be delighted.

Head of Departments
$50 or more per month 4 patrons
Wow. That really is *very* kind of you. Time to pull out all the stops! For this  level, you get all of the lower rewards plus I will write you your very own verse on the topic of your choice. Every year. Forever.  Or, if you'd rather, I'l happily record an audio or video message for anyone you'd like with whatever message you fancy. 



You also get free passes to any of my shows. Just drop me a line a few weeks in advance and you are on the list to get in free (sadly with the exception of conventions and festivals) 

 

At this level, I'm basically your butler. Or musical jester. Whatever you prefer.

Principals of whimsy
$100 or more per month 2 of 9 patrons
Wow. Cheers. Incredible. Well, obviously you can have everything forever. Every single thing mentioned above, plus-  I will create a song specially for you over a Tom Caruana beat (on the subject of your choice) each year. And I promise you'll love it.  
Governors
$300 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
Woah. Steady now. I mean, that's a lot of cash. How about all that stuff above and then, after six months of support, I'll come and do a special show for you (UK or Europe only, travel and accomodation provided)? If you're in the America's, then I will come on Skype and do a special show just for you, including a performance of the rap I write just for you.