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patrons

If you enjoy Punch Drunk Sports, here's your chance to help us make more of it. Your support entitles you to access to the weekly Super Secret Pod recorded at The Comedy Store, and a fuck-load of behind-the-scenes videos and exclusive content.

Your donations will help us grow the website, which we hope will be a cultural home for weirdos like us. It will also help us make great new merch, and more importantly allow the Fight Nanny to get new tits. (And you'll also be keeping the Teeb off his bed of leaves.)

Thank you for your support!
Tiers
Listen to the Super Secret Patreon Podcast
$5 or more per month
Unlock all of our Super Secret Podcast episodes, recorded at The World Famous Comedy Store, and all the other great video and audio content we post.

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
Step Your Game Up, Get a Shout Out
$10 or more per month
You'll get some Twitter love from Tripoli every time you renew. We tweet anything you want us to as long as it's legal and doesn't piss Sam off! Just contact Punch Drunk via Patreon message when there's something you want tweeted.

*Limited to 50 patrons
Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
The Twitter Buddies Package
$20 or more per month
Red State Teeb will retweet five of your tweets plus Punch Drunk will follow you on Twitter, if you're into being followed. Message us on Patreon to set up this reward.

 
Includes


*Limited to 25 patrons

  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
You get a T-shirt, and you get a T-shirt, and YOU get a T-shirt!
$50 or more per month
You get a T-shirt, five retweets and Punch Drunk will follow you on whatever social account you'd like. Plus any stuff from the other tiers.

*Limited to 50 patrons

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
Live Shout Out plus Tripoli Block Insurance
$100 or more per month
You get all the stuff from the other tiers, plus a live shout out on the show and Sam Tripoli Block insurance. Sam Tripoli can't block you on social media for as long as you subscribe to this tier.

*Limited to 10 patrons (the show is only so long)

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
Free Tickets!
$200 or more per month
You get all the other stuff, plus three free tickets to a show when one of the guys visits your town (unless you live in Los Angeles, then it will be limited to four times a year).

*Limited to 10 patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
Join us on The Super Secret Pod!
$500 or more per month
You'll get all the other stuff, plus you can join us in West Hollywood at The Comedy Store for the Super Secret Pod!  You can also get a signed picture of Ari's asshole (if you want one -- this isn't a Weinstein situation). 


The asshole photo is limited to once a year, and you can come on the show once for every four months of continuous support. Travel expenses and accommodations not included

*Limited to 5 patrons


Includes

  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
Private Skype show
$1,000 or more per month
We do a private Skype show for you and your friends!  We will do a 30-minute podcast followed by a 30-minute stand-up show. 


Plus all the great stuff in the other tiers.


*Limited to five patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • Connect with other patrons
You have a new best friend
$5,000 or more per month
For five grand Jayson Thibault will fly to your house, sleep on your front lawn, and basically be your best friend for a week (unless you get bored of him first). After the first week, you will qualify for a second visit after six months of continued support (believe it or not, Teeb has a life).


*Limited to two patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • You get a new best friend
All kinds of shit
$10,000 or more per month
We fly you out, you get a private show from the three guys, you get to watch Tait Fletcher choke Jayson Thibault, and you get one date with the Fight Nanny. For ten grand, we'll do this every time you renew, although Ari might not be there after the first show. He's rich.


Plus all the other shit.


*Limited to one patron



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • Private show in Los Angeles
Goals
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You can help us:
1) Get Red State Teeb off his bed of leaves.
2) Create more and better content.
3) Make new T-shirts.
4) Get the Fight Nanny new tits.
5) Improve the website, and the podcast network.
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If you enjoy Punch Drunk Sports, here's your chance to help us make more of it. Your support entitles you to access to the weekly Super Secret Pod recorded at The Comedy Store, and a fuck-load of behind-the-scenes videos and exclusive content.

Your donations will help us grow the website, which we hope will be a cultural home for weirdos like us. It will also help us make great new merch, and more importantly allow the Fight Nanny to get new tits. (And you'll also be keeping the Teeb off his bed of leaves.)

Thank you for your support!

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Tiers
Listen to the Super Secret Patreon Podcast
$5 or more per month
Unlock all of our Super Secret Podcast episodes, recorded at The World Famous Comedy Store, and all the other great video and audio content we post.

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
Step Your Game Up, Get a Shout Out
$10 or more per month
You'll get some Twitter love from Tripoli every time you renew. We tweet anything you want us to as long as it's legal and doesn't piss Sam off! Just contact Punch Drunk via Patreon message when there's something you want tweeted.

*Limited to 50 patrons
Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
The Twitter Buddies Package
$20 or more per month
Red State Teeb will retweet five of your tweets plus Punch Drunk will follow you on Twitter, if you're into being followed. Message us on Patreon to set up this reward.

 
Includes


*Limited to 25 patrons

  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
You get a T-shirt, and you get a T-shirt, and YOU get a T-shirt!
$50 or more per month
You get a T-shirt, five retweets and Punch Drunk will follow you on whatever social account you'd like. Plus any stuff from the other tiers.

*Limited to 50 patrons

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
Live Shout Out plus Tripoli Block Insurance
$100 or more per month
You get all the stuff from the other tiers, plus a live shout out on the show and Sam Tripoli Block insurance. Sam Tripoli can't block you on social media for as long as you subscribe to this tier.

*Limited to 10 patrons (the show is only so long)

Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
Free Tickets!
$200 or more per month
You get all the other stuff, plus three free tickets to a show when one of the guys visits your town (unless you live in Los Angeles, then it will be limited to four times a year).

*Limited to 10 patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
Join us on The Super Secret Pod!
$500 or more per month
You'll get all the other stuff, plus you can join us in West Hollywood at The Comedy Store for the Super Secret Pod!  You can also get a signed picture of Ari's asshole (if you want one -- this isn't a Weinstein situation). 


The asshole photo is limited to once a year, and you can come on the show once for every four months of continuous support. Travel expenses and accommodations not included

*Limited to 5 patrons


Includes

  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
Private Skype show
$1,000 or more per month
We do a private Skype show for you and your friends!  We will do a 30-minute podcast followed by a 30-minute stand-up show. 


Plus all the great stuff in the other tiers.


*Limited to five patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • Connect with other patrons
You have a new best friend
$5,000 or more per month
For five grand Jayson Thibault will fly to your house, sleep on your front lawn, and basically be your best friend for a week (unless you get bored of him first). After the first week, you will qualify for a second visit after six months of continued support (believe it or not, Teeb has a life).


*Limited to two patrons



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • You get a new best friend
All kinds of shit
$10,000 or more per month
We fly you out, you get a private show from the three guys, you get to watch Tait Fletcher choke Jayson Thibault, and you get one date with the Fight Nanny. For ten grand, we'll do this every time you renew, although Ari might not be there after the first show. He's rich.


Plus all the other shit.


*Limited to one patron



Includes
  • Access the Super Secret Pod and other exclusive content
  • Behind-the-scenes photos and video
  • Twitter shout-outs
  • Punch Drunk Twitter follow and retweets from The Teeb.
  • Shout out on the show
  • 15-minute Skype session
  • Private show in Los Angeles