Jaik Puppyteeth is creating art for this dismal planet
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patrons

hello friends! thanks for checking out my patreon. if you're unfamiliar with me, i am an artist and writer based in vancouver, canada. i post my current projects on my instagram, but i wanted to make my patreon a personalized and exclusive look into my secret world behind the scenes.

in exchange for your support, you can get tons of perks! there's special contests, a secret password-protected clubhouse on my site, custom postcards, prints, t-shirts, original drawings, personalized video messages, one-on-one video chats and portfolio reviews, and more! hell, i'll carve your name into my chest if you pay me enough*! 

feel free to message me if you have any questions! every dollar pledged helps me fund more projects and tighten my grasp on this dried up husk of a planet!

all my love,

jaik puppyteeth

*i won't do that, but would still love your support
Tiers
Puppyteeth Fan Club
$5 or more per month
this is the starter fan club! you'll get entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


you'll also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse
$10 or more per month
you'll get the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


you'll get entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


you'll also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth Postcards!
$20 or more per month
check that mailbox! for 20$ a month you'll get:


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth Print Club!
$50 or more per month
clear some wall space! for 50$ a month you'll get:


a patreon-exclusive signed limited edition 8"x10" art print


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me

Phone Date!
$75 or more per month

do you wanna talk to me?! for 75$ a month you'll get:


every 2 months we can phone/video chat! you can squeeze me into your busy schedule! if you're a creative type, i can give you feedback on what you’re working on, or just tell me some gossip, or get some bad advice, or ask me some deeply personal questions!


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me

custom commissions!
$200 or more per month

tell me what to draw you! for 200$ a month you'll get:


an original digital commissioned drawing just for you! get a portrait! get a celebrity you love or hate! get a merch design or logo! tell me to draw whatever the hell i want!


every 2 months we can phone/video chat! you can squeeze me into your busy schedule! if you're a creative type, i can give you feedback on what you’re working on, or just tell me some gossip, or get some bad advice, or ask me some deeply personal questions!


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me

Goals
24 of 50 patrons
when i get to 50 patrons, i am going to do a super special monthly contest giveaway!!!
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hello friends! thanks for checking out my patreon. if you're unfamiliar with me, i am an artist and writer based in vancouver, canada. i post my current projects on my instagram, but i wanted to make my patreon a personalized and exclusive look into my secret world behind the scenes.

in exchange for your support, you can get tons of perks! there's special contests, a secret password-protected clubhouse on my site, custom postcards, prints, t-shirts, original drawings, personalized video messages, one-on-one video chats and portfolio reviews, and more! hell, i'll carve your name into my chest if you pay me enough*! 

feel free to message me if you have any questions! every dollar pledged helps me fund more projects and tighten my grasp on this dried up husk of a planet!

all my love,

jaik puppyteeth

*i won't do that, but would still love your support

Recent posts by Jaik Puppyteeth

Tiers
Puppyteeth Fan Club
$5 or more per month
this is the starter fan club! you'll get entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


you'll also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse
$10 or more per month
you'll get the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


you'll get entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


you'll also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth Postcards!
$20 or more per month
check that mailbox! for 20$ a month you'll get:


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me!

Puppyteeth Print Club!
$50 or more per month
clear some wall space! for 50$ a month you'll get:


a patreon-exclusive signed limited edition 8"x10" art print


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me

Phone Date!
$75 or more per month

do you wanna talk to me?! for 75$ a month you'll get:


every 2 months we can phone/video chat! you can squeeze me into your busy schedule! if you're a creative type, i can give you feedback on what you’re working on, or just tell me some gossip, or get some bad advice, or ask me some deeply personal questions!


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me

custom commissions!
$200 or more per month

tell me what to draw you! for 200$ a month you'll get:


an original digital commissioned drawing just for you! get a portrait! get a celebrity you love or hate! get a merch design or logo! tell me to draw whatever the hell i want!


every 2 months we can phone/video chat! you can squeeze me into your busy schedule! if you're a creative type, i can give you feedback on what you’re working on, or just tell me some gossip, or get some bad advice, or ask me some deeply personal questions!


a custom signed postcard mailed to you every month!


a personalized site-wide 10% off discount code for my site! (no sharing!)


the monthly password to access Puppyteeth’s Secret Clubhouse! You'll get to see little snippets of what inspires me...text, clippings, comics, doodles, dumb selfies, and other bits of history from my personal archive (hoard)!


entered in a monthly contest for either a digital or physical surprise each month! it could be a print, a postcard, a handwritten love note—it depends what i feel like!


also have voting power in patreon-exclusive polls!


you'll ALSO get a monthly movie recommendation from me