Kyle Machulis is creating DIY Buttpluggery
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Eternal Gratitude
$1 or more per month
If you give me money, I will spend it on sex toys, or sex toy accessories. You will also get to read special patron only updates about what I do with these sex toys (Please note: It probably won't involve sex), and access to the blooper reel of the Buttplugin' With qDot Video Series.


Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
Monthly Q&A + Gratitude
$3 or more per month
If you give me more money, I will spend it on more sex toys, or sex toy  accessories. I will also be holding a monthly Q&A where you can ask  me anything. Though it'll be a Q&A for everyone at this tier so if  you ask me boring stuff, it may enrage the community. Come Prepared.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
Handwritten Correspondence
$10 or more per month
If you give me lots of money, I will spend it on lots of sex toys. I will also send you a handwritten letter (once) thanking you for the money, which I will be spending on sex toys. I will try to remember to wash my hands between working with the sex toys and writing the letter. You'll also get everything from the lower tiers.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
Metafetish Collaborator
$25 or more per month
For $25/month, you'll get everything mentioned above, plus an invitation to a 1-hour group teleconference with qDot. Consider it like a buttplug illuminati meeting or something.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
Metafetish Producer
$50 or more per month
At  $50/month, you'll get every listed above, plus your name will be listed as a producer and the URL of your choice (and approved by qDot) will be added to the credits of Metafetish videos!

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
  • Producer Credits On Videos
Metafetish VIP
$500 or more per month
If you give me all the money, I'll really have to work to figure out how to spend it all on sex toys but I can probably figure it out. You'll also be crowned METAFETISH VIP, which will mean 1-on-1 access to my vast knowledge of buttplugs, special features on metafetish.com, and other good stuff. Plus everything else.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
  • Producer Credits On Videos
  • Metafetish VIP
Tiers
Eternal Gratitude
$1 or more per month
If you give me money, I will spend it on sex toys, or sex toy accessories. You will also get to read special patron only updates about what I do with these sex toys (Please note: It probably won't involve sex), and access to the blooper reel of the Buttplugin' With qDot Video Series.


Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
Monthly Q&A + Gratitude
$3 or more per month
If you give me more money, I will spend it on more sex toys, or sex toy  accessories. I will also be holding a monthly Q&A where you can ask  me anything. Though it'll be a Q&A for everyone at this tier so if  you ask me boring stuff, it may enrage the community. Come Prepared.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
Handwritten Correspondence
$10 or more per month
If you give me lots of money, I will spend it on lots of sex toys. I will also send you a handwritten letter (once) thanking you for the money, which I will be spending on sex toys. I will try to remember to wash my hands between working with the sex toys and writing the letter. You'll also get everything from the lower tiers.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
Metafetish Collaborator
$25 or more per month
For $25/month, you'll get everything mentioned above, plus an invitation to a 1-hour group teleconference with qDot. Consider it like a buttplug illuminati meeting or something.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
Metafetish Producer
$50 or more per month
At  $50/month, you'll get every listed above, plus your name will be listed as a producer and the URL of your choice (and approved by qDot) will be added to the credits of Metafetish videos!

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
  • Producer Credits On Videos
Metafetish VIP
$500 or more per month
If you give me all the money, I'll really have to work to figure out how to spend it all on sex toys but I can probably figure it out. You'll also be crowned METAFETISH VIP, which will mean 1-on-1 access to my vast knowledge of buttplugs, special features on metafetish.com, and other good stuff. Plus everything else.

Includes
  • Metafetish Post Previews - See posts before they hit the website
  • Patron-only Updates
  • The joy of knowing you helped someone buy sex toys
  • Video Blooper Reel
  • Monthly Q&A
  • Handwritten letter
  • Monthly Group Video Conference
  • Producer Credits On Videos
  • Metafetish VIP