Quranify Me is creating Podcasts, Blog, Videos and A Book for Atheists

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Pledge $1 or more per Episode
4 patrons
Entry-Level Minion of God

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali,
Pledge $2 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Potential Leader

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $3 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Sergeant-At-Arms

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 10 donations of this level you will get your own free small gift from my store because I recognize you're better than the $2 Patrons but not quite as good as the $5 Patrons, who will get cooler stuff.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $5 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Commander of the Minionite God Squad

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-Top-Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 20 donations I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • You will get early acccess to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
Pledge $10 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Possible Arranged-Marriage Friend

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing even MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits 
  • I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $25 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Deity

You've got more money than sense but that doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate this level of support.

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels.  If you are this Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project. 
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $50 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Uber-Deity

Since I have a Deity-Level Patron I figure I'd add another level to generate some competition.  After all, we all know that the Abrahamic god is a little whiner who doesn't like other gods before him and all that nonsense.   As an Uber-Deity-Level Patron you will receive:

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels. If you are this Uber-Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy, even in a speedo, if you prefer.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Show up to your birthday (air fare not included) and lavish you with compliments all night long.
  • Be eternally grateful to you as a humanist, a heathen, a gentle soul ... or anything else you prefer.
  • Name any future children after you.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $750 or more per Episode
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Corporate God

Are you looking to promote your business, your book, a great cause & you have so much money that you don't know what to do with it?

Well, select this level of Patronage and I'm yours to use as you wish.

I will give you:

  • Prominent placement on my website for your business, book or project.
  • 30 second promo in each episode
  • I'll even sing Happy Birthday, Mr. President if you want.
Pledge $1,000 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Religious Fanatic

Are you looking to promote your religion, silly belief or want a platform to brainwash non-believers the world 'round?

This level of Patronage is just your ticket!

I will give you:

  • Placement on my website for your woo.
  • 30 second promo, written by me, in each episode for donate.
  • The knowledge that you could sway non-believers into falling for the same irrational stuff you have.