Quranify Me is creating Podcasts, Blog, Videos and A Book for Atheists
4

patrons

$4
per Episode
I am the content creator and host of the only English-language podcast focused exclusively on an examination of the Qur'an and issues surrounding Islam & the experience of ex-Muslims.  

I want to tell their stories, with every interview.  I dare you to find anyone else doing that...... 

My dream is that one day this show has the presence to be found in all the far-flung reaches of the world where Islam has a tight hold on people and where Reason is stifled.  I want to reach them, to show them they're not alone and that there are those ready to help.

To do this, I need support.  I need space to host the podcast.  I need more time to work on the show.  I have identified a variety of improvement gates I need to reach to make this happen and I hope that my Patrons will see it through.   You will not be charged for more than 4 shows in a single month .... like I could actually ever release that many with my real-life schedule anyways....but know that I am sensitive to your financial concerns.

Help me assist that little girl who will grow up in a world where she has learned to repress her natural desires, reject her healthy sexuality and learn to be ashamed of her gender. Let's be the change we want to see in the world.

Peace!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Episode
4 patrons
Entry-Level Minion of God

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali,
Pledge $2 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Potential Leader

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $3 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Sergeant-At-Arms

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 10 donations of this level you will get your own free small gift from my store because I recognize you're better than the $2 Patrons but not quite as good as the $5 Patrons, who will get cooler stuff.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $5 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Commander of the Minionite God Squad

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-Top-Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 20 donations I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • You will get early acccess to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
Pledge $10 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Possible Arranged-Marriage Friend

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing even MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits 
  • I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $25 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Deity

You've got more money than sense but that doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate this level of support.

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels.  If you are this Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project. 
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $50 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Uber-Deity

Since I have a Deity-Level Patron I figure I'd add another level to generate some competition.  After all, we all know that the Abrahamic god is a little whiner who doesn't like other gods before him and all that nonsense.   As an Uber-Deity-Level Patron you will receive:

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels. If you are this Uber-Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy, even in a speedo, if you prefer.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Show up to your birthday (air fare not included) and lavish you with compliments all night long.
  • Be eternally grateful to you as a humanist, a heathen, a gentle soul ... or anything else you prefer.
  • Name any future children after you.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $750 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Corporate God

Are you looking to promote your business, your book, a great cause & you have so much money that you don't know what to do with it?

Well, select this level of Patronage and I'm yours to use as you wish.

I will give you:

  • Prominent placement on my website for your business, book or project.
  • 30 second promo in each episode
  • I'll even sing Happy Birthday, Mr. President if you want.
Pledge $1,000 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Religious Fanatic

Are you looking to promote your religion, silly belief or want a platform to brainwash non-believers the world 'round?

This level of Patronage is just your ticket!

I will give you:

  • Placement on my website for your woo.
  • 30 second promo, written by me, in each episode for donate.
  • The knowledge that you could sway non-believers into falling for the same irrational stuff you have.
Goals
$4 of $50 per Episode
Gives me a year of web-hosting so I have somewhere to upload the episodes to so you can hear it.  The remaining balance will allow me to upgrade some features of the site.
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I am the content creator and host of the only English-language podcast focused exclusively on an examination of the Qur'an and issues surrounding Islam & the experience of ex-Muslims.  

I want to tell their stories, with every interview.  I dare you to find anyone else doing that...... 

My dream is that one day this show has the presence to be found in all the far-flung reaches of the world where Islam has a tight hold on people and where Reason is stifled.  I want to reach them, to show them they're not alone and that there are those ready to help.

To do this, I need support.  I need space to host the podcast.  I need more time to work on the show.  I have identified a variety of improvement gates I need to reach to make this happen and I hope that my Patrons will see it through.   You will not be charged for more than 4 shows in a single month .... like I could actually ever release that many with my real-life schedule anyways....but know that I am sensitive to your financial concerns.

Help me assist that little girl who will grow up in a world where she has learned to repress her natural desires, reject her healthy sexuality and learn to be ashamed of her gender. Let's be the change we want to see in the world.

Peace!

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per Episode
4 patrons
Entry-Level Minion of God

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali,
Pledge $2 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Potential Leader

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $3 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Sergeant-At-Arms

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-top Allah's "piece" be upon you during an episode.
  • This effort of yours will benefit more people because I'll be able to forgo other activities that take me away from writing and creating podcast episodes.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 10 donations of this level you will get your own free small gift from my store because I recognize you're better than the $2 Patrons but not quite as good as the $5 Patrons, who will get cooler stuff.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to my future video project.
Pledge $5 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Commander of the Minionite God Squad

  • I will give you a Over-the-freakin'-Top-Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • After 20 donations I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • You will get early acccess to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
Pledge $10 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Possible Arranged-Marriage Friend

  • I will give you a special Allah's "piece" be upon you during the next episode.
  • The knowledge you're doing even MORE good for the world.
  • If you donate this amount for at least ten episodes I'll include you (preferred name only) as a character in one of my Allah skits 
  • I'll send you a free gift from my Quranify Me store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $25 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Deity

You've got more money than sense but that doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate this level of support.

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels.  If you are this Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project. 
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $50 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Uber-Deity

Since I have a Deity-Level Patron I figure I'd add another level to generate some competition.  After all, we all know that the Abrahamic god is a little whiner who doesn't like other gods before him and all that nonsense.   As an Uber-Deity-Level Patron you will receive:

For this amount you will have the knowledge that you've helped me launch this show to new levels. If you are this Uber-Deity-Level Patron for at least 10 episodes, I'll:

  • Include you (preferred name only) in an Allah skit.
  • Send you a free Quranify Me goodie from my CafePress store.
  • A free ringtone .mp3 from Big Al himself with your preferred special message.
  • Basically act as your pool boy, even in a speedo, if you prefer.
  • Knowledge that you're part of the show's donation to the AHA Foundation set up by Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
  • Show up to your birthday (air fare not included) and lavish you with compliments all night long.
  • Be eternally grateful to you as a humanist, a heathen, a gentle soul ... or anything else you prefer.
  • Name any future children after you.
Oh, yea, and, you'll also get:

  • You will get early access to all future episodes (at least 48 hours before public release).
  • Exclusive access to a future video project.
  • Autographed copy of any future freethought book I write (to include the one I'm currently writing).
Pledge $750 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Corporate God

Are you looking to promote your business, your book, a great cause & you have so much money that you don't know what to do with it?

Well, select this level of Patronage and I'm yours to use as you wish.

I will give you:

  • Prominent placement on my website for your business, book or project.
  • 30 second promo in each episode
  • I'll even sing Happy Birthday, Mr. President if you want.
Pledge $1,000 or more per Episode
0 patrons
Religious Fanatic

Are you looking to promote your religion, silly belief or want a platform to brainwash non-believers the world 'round?

This level of Patronage is just your ticket!

I will give you:

  • Placement on my website for your woo.
  • 30 second promo, written by me, in each episode for donate.
  • The knowledge that you could sway non-believers into falling for the same irrational stuff you have.