RBC is creating .
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What is Patreon?
Patreon is a patron-based platform where fans and readers of a content creator can support that person on an ongoing basis. If you believe in my message (whatever that is) and enjoy the content I create, consider supporting a dollar per month. If you want to go higher, I won't complain. It's a set-it-and-forget-it type process where Patreon will charge your method of purchase monthly. You set the amount and get some cool rewards along the way. 

Where Your Money Goes


FAQ

Are you trying to get me to spend a bunch? Heck no. $1 a month is pretty awesome for me. That can buy hundreds of bands. Rubber mostly.

Can I pay in any currency? You betcha. Patreon will convert it for you. Dollars discussed are USD amounts.

Am I locked in? Nope. You can cancel at any time.

When do the rewards come? I generate/update the patron rewards soon after the 5th of the month. The rewards are meant as a gesture of thanks for your support.

I have questions! 


Tiers
Bronze Level of Awesome
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Access to posts BEFORE anyone else gets to read them. You read it here first, my friends.
Silver Level of Awesome
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Silver" level patron.
  • I'll send out a tweet about out how awesome you are by name (or anonymous) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Gold Level of Awesome
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • Give me any word (within reason) and I'll write it into a humor post.
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Gold" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Platinum Level of Awesome
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You pick what I rant about. Give me 3 people/things/events and I'll pick one. (within reason and excludes politics)
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Platinum" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Diamond Level of Awesome
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name AND your website, if you like, (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Diamond" level patron. 
  • And you pretty much blow my mind
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
$0 of $250 per month
I'll purchase new equipment, namely replacing my laptop, which shuts down whenever it wants. It's so old that it continuously offers me Werther's Originals and talks about how this all used to be farmland as far as the eye can see.
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UNDER MAINTENANCE - COMING SOON



What is Patreon?
Patreon is a patron-based platform where fans and readers of a content creator can support that person on an ongoing basis. If you believe in my message (whatever that is) and enjoy the content I create, consider supporting a dollar per month. If you want to go higher, I won't complain. It's a set-it-and-forget-it type process where Patreon will charge your method of purchase monthly. You set the amount and get some cool rewards along the way. 

Where Your Money Goes


FAQ

Are you trying to get me to spend a bunch? Heck no. $1 a month is pretty awesome for me. That can buy hundreds of bands. Rubber mostly.

Can I pay in any currency? You betcha. Patreon will convert it for you. Dollars discussed are USD amounts.

Am I locked in? Nope. You can cancel at any time.

When do the rewards come? I generate/update the patron rewards soon after the 5th of the month. The rewards are meant as a gesture of thanks for your support.

I have questions! 


Recent posts by RBC

Tiers
Bronze Level of Awesome
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Access to posts BEFORE anyone else gets to read them. You read it here first, my friends.
Silver Level of Awesome
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Silver" level patron.
  • I'll send out a tweet about out how awesome you are by name (or anonymous) 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Gold Level of Awesome
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
 
  • Give me any word (within reason) and I'll write it into a humor post.
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Gold" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Platinum Level of Awesome
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You pick what I rant about. Give me 3 people/things/events and I'll pick one. (within reason and excludes politics)
  • I'll put your name (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Platinum" level patron.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Diamond Level of Awesome
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • I'll put your name AND your website, if you like, (or you can be anonymous) on my Wall of Patrons page, recognized as a "Diamond" level patron. 
  • And you pretty much blow my mind
  • Plus all previous rewards