The Rational Heathen

The Rational Heathen

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$5 a month buy you? How about exclusive content you won't see anywhere else which includes The Muse is a Bitch series? Published for your enjoyment. So, you get news and cool stuff.

Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
  • An eBook copy of The Wight Stuff: Neither Rational Nor Heathen, Volume 1. A $10 value!
  • Access to a feed of patron-only content
  • Access to a special patron-only forum which gives you a direct line to The Rational Heathen (me) and my other patrons. Way cool! Chat all you want!
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Lots of people love to have rune readings, which is why I'm offering a free three rune reading (for entertainment purposes only) after your first paid month. I've been told I'm accurate, but YMMV. Contact me and we'll set up a day for a rune reading where you can ask questions.
  • Will provide a 3-rune reading.
  • Access to posts before they're released to the general public.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
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I love my patrons, and if you're in my $25 a post category, you get a special shout-out as my patron in one of my posts after the first month. That is way cool! I'll even put an ad up for your business on the blog free of charge for a month.

For a $25 donation, you get:

  • Shoutout in one of my posts.
  • An ad for your business up on The Rational Heathen blog for a month.
  • Plus all other previous rewards.
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mug - Have your tea or coffee with The Rational Heathen daily!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Show off your Lone Wolf Heathen status w/ Rational Heathen!
Global shipping included

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How cool would it be to have a new Heathen wallpaper delivered to you every month (including the one above)? These wallpapers are in high resolution and are yours for your personal use.  


So you get:

  • New desktop wallpapers each month
  • Plus all previous rewards
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Wear your Lone Wolf Heathenry proudly with this custom shirt
  • Exclusive Mug - Have your tea or coffee with The Rational Heathen daily!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Show off your Lone Wolf Heathen status w/ Rational Heathen!
Global shipping included
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Monthly Patron

reward item
reward item
$5
/ month
Join
$5 a month buy you? How about exclusive content you won't see anywhere else which includes The Muse is a Bitch series? Published for your enjoyment. So, you get news and cool stuff.

Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
  • An eBook copy of The Wight Stuff: Neither Rational Nor Heathen, Volume 1. A $10 value!
  • Access to a feed of patron-only content
  • Access to a special patron-only forum which gives you a direct line to The Rational Heathen (me) and my other patrons. Way cool! Chat all you want!
YOU MIGHT LIKE

Rational Heathen

reward item
reward item
$12
/ month
Join
Lots of people love to have rune readings, which is why I'm offering a free three rune reading (for entertainment purposes only) after your first paid month. I've been told I'm accurate, but YMMV. Contact me and we'll set up a day for a rune reading where you can ask questions.
  • Will provide a 3-rune reading.
  • Access to posts before they're released to the general public.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Exclusive Sticker
Fulfilled by Patreon
Show off your Lone Wolf Heathen status w/ Rational Heathen!
Global shipping included

Heathen Collaborator

reward item
reward item
$25
/ month
Join
I love my patrons, and if you're in my $25 a post category, you get a special shout-out as my patron in one of my posts after the first month. That is way cool! I'll even put an ad up for your business on the blog free of charge for a month.

For a $25 donation, you get:

  • Shoutout in one of my posts.
  • An ad for your business up on The Rational Heathen blog for a month.
  • Plus all other previous rewards.
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mug - Have your tea or coffee with The Rational Heathen daily!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Show off your Lone Wolf Heathen status w/ Rational Heathen!
Global shipping included

Top Patron

reward item
reward item
$50
/ month
Join
How cool would it be to have a new Heathen wallpaper delivered to you every month (including the one above)? These wallpapers are in high resolution and are yours for your personal use.  


So you get:

  • New desktop wallpapers each month
  • Plus all previous rewards
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Wear your Lone Wolf Heathenry proudly with this custom shirt
  • Exclusive Mug - Have your tea or coffee with The Rational Heathen daily!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Show off your Lone Wolf Heathen status w/ Rational Heathen!
Global shipping included

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About The Rational Heathen

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Earning $100 per month would allow me to continue The Rational Heathen plus allow me to put together a Rational Heathen book for reading runes.
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 202 exclusive posts
167
Images
44
Links
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Polls
5
Writings
1
Video

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