Ritual Misery is creating a bang-up podcast
22

patrons

$31
per Podcast
The Ritual Misery Podcast is a conversation of two life-long friends and military veterans talking about gadgets, tech news, geek culture, and military life in an easy-going, simple to follow format.
The podcast is aimed at tech-savvy family-oriented self-identified geeks interested in contemporary tech topics, news, and random geekery.

We want to make this show the absolute best it can be...bringing up topics others won't talk about, providing laughs in new ways, and unabashedly geeking out.

This Patreon is your chance to help us make this show better. More episodes, better video, more topics, even some crazy in-person stuff if we can make it happen...all of this is possible with your help.

Our show is free...it costs you nothing but the time it takes to sit and have a laugh with us.  It doesn't cost us much to make in its current form, but we'd love to make it better.  You can help.

Every little bit you provide helps out.  Everything goes back to the show, and thus goes back to you.

It's your show, let's make it better together.

Thank you.
Tiers
Patreonites
$1 or more per Podcast 17 patrons
You've proven that you appreciate our efforts at providing you with quality entertainment! Thank you!


For your dedication, you'll get access to Patron-only feed with pre- and post-show conversations.

Includes


- Patron-only RSS Feed

Includes Discord rewards
Discordians
$3 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
At this level you will get access to exclusive channels in our Discord. This will be your direct line to the hosts (we promise to keep up-to-date and responsive in this channel).


Includes


-  All Lower-level Rewards, plus: 

- Discord Channel

Includes Discord rewards
Miseralites
$5 or more per Podcast 2 patrons
Oh, you wanna get things early? Or perhaps you'd like your name in the credits after each video? Well, have we got a deal for you! Miseralites get early access to any special content we produce and their name in the credits! It's a 2-for-1 deal you can't pass up!


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Early Access

- Name In Credits of Videos

Includes Discord rewards
Excluvians
$10 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
So getting things early isn't your gig, eh? Well, how about getting things NO ONE ELSE GETS? Is that more like it?


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Exclusive Content

Includes Discord rewards
Discoulites
$15 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Now we're talking...you want some swag to show your RMP love? Well, how about a boobie? I mean DISCOUNT...damnit Veronica.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Swag Discounts

Includes Discord rewards
Randovians
$25 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Now you're getting serious...so every time we have new swag in the shop, we'll send the first one out to a Randovian chosen, you guessed it, at random. As long as we have Randovians in good standing, at least one swag item will be sent out each month.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Random Swag (chances are literally 1 out of how ever many Randovians are paid up, per month)

Includes Discord rewards
#Betalites
$50 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
You don't want to take a chance at just random swag, you want a guarentee? Well, Betalites in good standing obligate us to buy them a drink any time they see us in public (one per day). It's like wearing a #stillinbeta shirt, except less laundry.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- #stillnbeta Drink Deal

Includes Discord rewards
Swogolians
$100 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Not only are in the pool for a chance at free swag each month, and getting a discount, but now we'll send you an item from the swag store each month regardless!


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Monthly Swag

Includes Discord rewards
Sponsorvians
$1,000 or more per Podcast 0 of 1 patrons
We won't do ads, but we'll take official sponsorships! (And now you know exactly what that costs each month.)


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- "Presented by" Label For All Content

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$31 of $52 per Podcast
At $52 per episode, we'll finally be able to convince Amos' wife that podcasting is a real thing and will guarantee a new show in your podcatcher every week...even if the apocalypse occurs, Satan returns to Earth and makes us all slaves, or they ban beer in the USA again. Well, maybe not if they ban beer...but we definitely won't be phased by those other two!
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The Ritual Misery Podcast is a conversation of two life-long friends and military veterans talking about gadgets, tech news, geek culture, and military life in an easy-going, simple to follow format.
The podcast is aimed at tech-savvy family-oriented self-identified geeks interested in contemporary tech topics, news, and random geekery.

We want to make this show the absolute best it can be...bringing up topics others won't talk about, providing laughs in new ways, and unabashedly geeking out.

This Patreon is your chance to help us make this show better. More episodes, better video, more topics, even some crazy in-person stuff if we can make it happen...all of this is possible with your help.

Our show is free...it costs you nothing but the time it takes to sit and have a laugh with us.  It doesn't cost us much to make in its current form, but we'd love to make it better.  You can help.

Every little bit you provide helps out.  Everything goes back to the show, and thus goes back to you.

It's your show, let's make it better together.

Thank you.

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Tiers
Patreonites
$1 or more per Podcast 17 patrons
You've proven that you appreciate our efforts at providing you with quality entertainment! Thank you!


For your dedication, you'll get access to Patron-only feed with pre- and post-show conversations.

Includes


- Patron-only RSS Feed

Includes Discord rewards
Discordians
$3 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
At this level you will get access to exclusive channels in our Discord. This will be your direct line to the hosts (we promise to keep up-to-date and responsive in this channel).


Includes


-  All Lower-level Rewards, plus: 

- Discord Channel

Includes Discord rewards
Miseralites
$5 or more per Podcast 2 patrons
Oh, you wanna get things early? Or perhaps you'd like your name in the credits after each video? Well, have we got a deal for you! Miseralites get early access to any special content we produce and their name in the credits! It's a 2-for-1 deal you can't pass up!


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Early Access

- Name In Credits of Videos

Includes Discord rewards
Excluvians
$10 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
So getting things early isn't your gig, eh? Well, how about getting things NO ONE ELSE GETS? Is that more like it?


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Exclusive Content

Includes Discord rewards
Discoulites
$15 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Now we're talking...you want some swag to show your RMP love? Well, how about a boobie? I mean DISCOUNT...damnit Veronica.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Swag Discounts

Includes Discord rewards
Randovians
$25 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Now you're getting serious...so every time we have new swag in the shop, we'll send the first one out to a Randovian chosen, you guessed it, at random. As long as we have Randovians in good standing, at least one swag item will be sent out each month.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Random Swag (chances are literally 1 out of how ever many Randovians are paid up, per month)

Includes Discord rewards
#Betalites
$50 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
You don't want to take a chance at just random swag, you want a guarentee? Well, Betalites in good standing obligate us to buy them a drink any time they see us in public (one per day). It's like wearing a #stillinbeta shirt, except less laundry.


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- #stillnbeta Drink Deal

Includes Discord rewards
Swogolians
$100 or more per Podcast 0 patrons
Not only are in the pool for a chance at free swag each month, and getting a discount, but now we'll send you an item from the swag store each month regardless!


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- Monthly Swag

Includes Discord rewards
Sponsorvians
$1,000 or more per Podcast 0 of 1 patrons
We won't do ads, but we'll take official sponsorships! (And now you know exactly what that costs each month.)


Includes


- All Lower-level Rewards, plus:

- "Presented by" Label For All Content

Includes Discord rewards