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So you wanna talk about Thrones? Well, we don't do that anymore, but if you'd like to hear what we ARE talking about, join Jennie, Richard, and Amos for monthly chats and behind the scenes of our new project, Let's NOT Talk About Thrones.

You'll also get access to the Talkies channel in the RMP Discord.

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We won't do ads, but we'll take official sponsorships! (And now you know exactly what that costs each month.)


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About Ritual Misery

The Ritual Misery Podcast is a conversation of two life-long friends and military veterans talking about gadgets, tech news, geek culture, and military life in an easy-going, simple to follow format.
The podcast is aimed at tech-savvy family-oriented self-identified geeks interested in contemporary tech topics, news, and random geekery.

We want to make this show the absolute best it can be...bringing up topics others won't talk about, providing laughs in new ways, and unabashedly geeking out.

This Patreon is your chance to help us make this show better. More episodes, better video, more topics, even some crazy in-person stuff if we can make it happen...all of this is possible with your help.

Our show is free...it costs you nothing but the time it takes to sit and have a laugh with us.  It doesn't cost us much to make in its current form, but we'd love to make it better.  You can help.

Every little bit you provide helps out.  Everything goes back to the show, and thus goes back to you.

It's your show, let's make it better together.

Thank you.
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$61.37 of $100 per month
At $100 per month, we'll finally be able to convince Amos' wife that podcasting is a real thing and will guarantee a new show in your podcatcher every week...even if the apocalypse occurs, Satan returns to Earth and makes us all slaves, or they ban beer in the USA again. Well, maybe not if they ban beer...but we definitely won't be phased by those other two!
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