Russian Machine Never Breaks is creating a hockey community
263

patrons

$2,269
per month
Hello, Internet. We are Russian Machine Never Breaks, but you can call us RMNB. We've been covering hockey, the Washington Capitals, and Alex Ovechkin since 2009.

We're pretty good at it because our goal is simple: make hockey as fun to read about as it is to watch.

We've come to Patreon so we can build our team and make more cool stuff. If you will support us, we can pay our contributors better and more often, which will help us focus on making the weird hockey stuff that you people will love, first and foremost.

When you become an RMNB patron, in addition to getting cool rewards, you'll help us do more stuff like this:





















Doing RMNB is our favorite thing in the world. With your support, we can keep going for a long time – making funny, heartwarming, and incisive content that you'll love – and we can do it in a way that's fair to our wonderful team of contributors.

Crash the net,
RMNB
Tiers
Adblocker Amnesty
$1 or more per month 35 patrons
Thanks for supporting! As a patron, we hereby pardon you for using your ad blocker on RMNB. You've already done your part by supporting us.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
Exclusive RMNB Content
$5 or more per month 145 patrons
Only the inner sanctum can see our exclusive content. We'll be sharing photos, analysis, and other special content exclusively on Patreon.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
Party People
$10 or more per month 56 patrons
We like to party. We like, we like to party.

All y'all will get an invite to our summertime party in the DMV area. You'll also get to join our monthly video hangout, wherein RMNBers will talk puck with you and answer your questions.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
Clubhouse
$20 or more per month 37 of 50 patrons
We've got a super-special, super-secret group chat that we're always on. The lucky few who get down will get access to our 24/7 Slack group chat where we bond and complain about lineup decisions in real time.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Access to group chat
Secret Santa
$50 or more per month 7 of 20 patrons
You've been a good child this year, haven't you? Well, we've picked out something special just for you. Your personal gift pack will arrive in December.

We promise you'll love it.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Holiday present
Hockey Night at Your Place
$100 or more per month 4 of 5 patrons
Can we use your bathroom? 

RMNB is going to come to your house and watch a Caps game at your place. We will laugh, we will cry.

We will bring the pizza and soda.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Holiday present
Goals
$1,000 – reached! per month
Now we're talking. At this level we can make our podcast a regular bi-weekly thing.
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Hello, Internet. We are Russian Machine Never Breaks, but you can call us RMNB. We've been covering hockey, the Washington Capitals, and Alex Ovechkin since 2009.

We're pretty good at it because our goal is simple: make hockey as fun to read about as it is to watch.

We've come to Patreon so we can build our team and make more cool stuff. If you will support us, we can pay our contributors better and more often, which will help us focus on making the weird hockey stuff that you people will love, first and foremost.

When you become an RMNB patron, in addition to getting cool rewards, you'll help us do more stuff like this:





















Doing RMNB is our favorite thing in the world. With your support, we can keep going for a long time – making funny, heartwarming, and incisive content that you'll love – and we can do it in a way that's fair to our wonderful team of contributors.

Crash the net,
RMNB

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Tiers
Adblocker Amnesty
$1 or more per month 35 patrons
Thanks for supporting! As a patron, we hereby pardon you for using your ad blocker on RMNB. You've already done your part by supporting us.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
Exclusive RMNB Content
$5 or more per month 145 patrons
Only the inner sanctum can see our exclusive content. We'll be sharing photos, analysis, and other special content exclusively on Patreon.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
Party People
$10 or more per month 56 patrons
We like to party. We like, we like to party.

All y'all will get an invite to our summertime party in the DMV area. You'll also get to join our monthly video hangout, wherein RMNBers will talk puck with you and answer your questions.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
Clubhouse
$20 or more per month 37 of 50 patrons
We've got a super-special, super-secret group chat that we're always on. The lucky few who get down will get access to our 24/7 Slack group chat where we bond and complain about lineup decisions in real time.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Access to group chat
Secret Santa
$50 or more per month 7 of 20 patrons
You've been a good child this year, haven't you? Well, we've picked out something special just for you. Your personal gift pack will arrive in December.

We promise you'll love it.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Holiday present
Hockey Night at Your Place
$100 or more per month 4 of 5 patrons
Can we use your bathroom? 

RMNB is going to come to your house and watch a Caps game at your place. We will laugh, we will cry.

We will bring the pizza and soda.

Includes
  • Digital poster pack
  • Exclusive merchandise deals
  • Turn your ad blocker on
  • Early access to podcasts and videos
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly video hangout
  • Summertime party
  • Holiday present