Russian Machine Never Breaks is creating a hockey community

Adblocker Amnesty

$1 /mo
Thanks for supporting! As a patron, we hereby pardon you for using your ad blocker on RMNB. You've already done your part by supporting us.

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Exclusive RMNB Content

$5 /mo
Only the inner sanctum can see our exclusive content. We'll be sharing photos, analysis, and other special content exclusively on Patreon.

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Party People

$10 /mo
We like to party. We like, we like to party.

All y'all will get an invite to our summertime party in the DMV area. You'll also get to join our monthly vid...
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Clubhouse

$20 /mo
We've got a super-special, super-secret group chat that we're always on. The lucky few who get down will get access to our 24/7 Slack group chat where we bond and complain about li...
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Secret Santa

$50 /mo
You've been a good child this year, haven't you? Well, we've picked out something special just for you. Your personal gift pack will arrive in December.

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Hockey Night at Your Place

$100 /mo
Can we use your bathroom? 

RMNB is going to come to your house and watch a Caps game at your place. We will laugh, we will cry.

We will bring the pizza and soda.
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