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Dear readers and future lovers

I do this blog for the love of gravy, but I know that some of you may want to sympathise with my jus and uncooked roast potato travails, not to mention the lengths I go to across London to find you the best - and worst roast dinners in the land.

Plus I want to fund a TV production called Roast Dinners Around The World.

If you want to give me some monthly love without stroking my ego or nipples, this is the way to do it.

Felicitations and fellatio.
Lord Gravy
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Carrot
$1 or more per month

Thanks for your carrot.

Yorkie
$2 or more per month

It might be a little burnt but not altogether pointless.  Thanks my luv.

Crispy roast potatoes
$5 or more per month

Only 3 roast potatoes but at least they are crispy.  What a treat.

Whole roast dinner
$15 or more per month

Well I still have to pay the service charge and it won't be in zone 1, but I am loving your love.

Nut roast (you are anyway)
$50 or more per month

I have no idea why you would give me this much money for writing about roast dinners, but mega thanks - I trust it is from your trust fund or maybe corruption.

Dear readers and future lovers

I do this blog for the love of gravy, but I know that some of you may want to sympathise with my jus and uncooked roast potato travails, not to mention the lengths I go to across London to find you the best - and worst roast dinners in the land.

Plus I want to fund a TV production called Roast Dinners Around The World.

If you want to give me some monthly love without stroking my ego or nipples, this is the way to do it.

Felicitations and fellatio.
Lord Gravy

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Tiers
Carrot
$1 or more per month

Thanks for your carrot.

Yorkie
$2 or more per month

It might be a little burnt but not altogether pointless.  Thanks my luv.

Crispy roast potatoes
$5 or more per month

Only 3 roast potatoes but at least they are crispy.  What a treat.

Whole roast dinner
$15 or more per month

Well I still have to pay the service charge and it won't be in zone 1, but I am loving your love.

Nut roast (you are anyway)
$50 or more per month

I have no idea why you would give me this much money for writing about roast dinners, but mega thanks - I trust it is from your trust fund or maybe corruption.