RoastRabbit is creating a conga line of terrible people.
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Hi! I'm mek, nice to meet you. This is my patreon, where I post delicious things for you to consume with your eyeballs, and sometimes with your ear holes. If you have a text-to-speech reader, you can consume even more of my things with your ear holes, but that's not their intended purpose. Absolutely do it if you want to, though, who cares what I think? Print 'em out and stick 'em up your nose if it makes you happy.

I'm a writer, mostly, and also an illustrator. You can therefore expect this patreon to feature mostly writing and illustrations. In fact, here is exactly what you can expect from me on a month-to-month basis:

GENRE AND TONE
My writing tends toward dark humour and horror. All of my characters are, in some way, terrible people, and the stories they're in explore their flaws and the awful situations those flaws create. If that sounds intriguing, feel free to look at the writing tag and see if my voice is to your taste. Feel free, also, to peruse the doodle tag and decide if you like what you see there. Most of my doodles are illustrations of characters or events in my writing.

FOR FREE
You and the world can bear witness to all of these every month, at no cost to you except for the time it takes you to look at a thing:
  • At least twenty sketches at the end of every month
  • At least two completed chapters of some story or another
  • The chat

FOR $1
If you increase your pledge from nothing to a single dollar, you get to look at everything in the above list, and also:
  • One of the sketches I post at the end of the month will be dictated by you and your brain meat
  • I sometimes do Theme Months, and if your sketch request fits a month's theme, your request will be magically transformed into a completed illustration

FOR $5
Increasing your pledge again gets you all of the above, plus:
  • Chapters will be posted a week early for you, still at least twice a month

FOR $7
At the next tier, you get the above and:
  • At least four times a month, I'll post work-in-progress versions of whatever I've been writing
  • You'll get access to author commentary wherein I talk about my process on a piece or just snark at myself a little

FOR $15
At the highest tier, you get everything including:
  • Art! Either up to 1500 words of custom fiction, or a fully coloured picture, also to your specifications. $15 will get you a waist-up of a single figure. Bump it to $20 to make it a full-body, add $10 for a background and/or $5 for every additional figure.
    I do reserve the right to decline these commissions, and will refund your pledge (if it has been processed) should that come to pass.
    I will begin work on the piece after payment has cleared.

If I ever fail to meet the minimums set out here, patrons will not be charged for that month.
Tiers
Sketch Party
$1 or more per month
Make a request every month to be included in the monthly sketchdump!
Beta Buddies
$5 or more per month
One sketch a month, and early access to completed stories!
Live Studio Audience
$7 or more per month
Alpha access! See stories as they're being written! Read Director's Commentary on completed pieces! Plus a monthly sketch request!
Choose Your Own Reward Adventure
$15 or more per month
This is the commission tier - consult the info block for details. Includes all other rewards!

Hi! I'm mek, nice to meet you. This is my patreon, where I post delicious things for you to consume with your eyeballs, and sometimes with your ear holes. If you have a text-to-speech reader, you can consume even more of my things with your ear holes, but that's not their intended purpose. Absolutely do it if you want to, though, who cares what I think? Print 'em out and stick 'em up your nose if it makes you happy.

I'm a writer, mostly, and also an illustrator. You can therefore expect this patreon to feature mostly writing and illustrations. In fact, here is exactly what you can expect from me on a month-to-month basis:

GENRE AND TONE
My writing tends toward dark humour and horror. All of my characters are, in some way, terrible people, and the stories they're in explore their flaws and the awful situations those flaws create. If that sounds intriguing, feel free to look at the writing tag and see if my voice is to your taste. Feel free, also, to peruse the doodle tag and decide if you like what you see there. Most of my doodles are illustrations of characters or events in my writing.

FOR FREE
You and the world can bear witness to all of these every month, at no cost to you except for the time it takes you to look at a thing:
  • At least twenty sketches at the end of every month
  • At least two completed chapters of some story or another
  • The chat

FOR $1
If you increase your pledge from nothing to a single dollar, you get to look at everything in the above list, and also:
  • One of the sketches I post at the end of the month will be dictated by you and your brain meat
  • I sometimes do Theme Months, and if your sketch request fits a month's theme, your request will be magically transformed into a completed illustration

FOR $5
Increasing your pledge again gets you all of the above, plus:
  • Chapters will be posted a week early for you, still at least twice a month

FOR $7
At the next tier, you get the above and:
  • At least four times a month, I'll post work-in-progress versions of whatever I've been writing
  • You'll get access to author commentary wherein I talk about my process on a piece or just snark at myself a little

FOR $15
At the highest tier, you get everything including:
  • Art! Either up to 1500 words of custom fiction, or a fully coloured picture, also to your specifications. $15 will get you a waist-up of a single figure. Bump it to $20 to make it a full-body, add $10 for a background and/or $5 for every additional figure.
    I do reserve the right to decline these commissions, and will refund your pledge (if it has been processed) should that come to pass.
    I will begin work on the piece after payment has cleared.

If I ever fail to meet the minimums set out here, patrons will not be charged for that month.

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Tiers
Sketch Party
$1 or more per month
Make a request every month to be included in the monthly sketchdump!
Beta Buddies
$5 or more per month
One sketch a month, and early access to completed stories!
Live Studio Audience
$7 or more per month
Alpha access! See stories as they're being written! Read Director's Commentary on completed pieces! Plus a monthly sketch request!
Choose Your Own Reward Adventure
$15 or more per month
This is the commission tier - consult the info block for details. Includes all other rewards!