Rocksalt Magazine is creating Art and Thought
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Rocksalt Magazine is the destiny of human thought made manifest in comic book form. By supporting Rocksalt you will increase the efficiency of your soul by as much as 6%.  Funding provided by you is translated directly into newsprint and art.  it is through this method that humanity shall slay the Gods and replace them with new Gods, functionally indistinguishable from the first but with cooler names and backstories.

Every three months or so Rocksalt Magazine releases another four or five thousand copies of the finest comics magazine possible with current technology.  Austin, Texas, is lucky enough to be the site of initial distribution, but legend of our magazine has spread as far away as San Antonio, France, the Internet, and the Moon. We support our magazine and our artists through the sale of advertisementia and the help of kind patrons such as yourself. We are a machine that turns your attention and support into a razor-thin blade of visual thought, lancing this corrupt society like a boil.

When humankind finally reaches the stars, Rocksalt Magazine will be the reason, and your support will be remembered and possibly recognized with a telecommunications satellite or habitation bubble named after you.

Rocksalt Magazine; imagine 22 panels stamping on a human face -- forever.
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When the revolution comes, you will be spared.
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Show your belief in the primacy of the square root of two with this level of support. Especially appropriate for engineers and jaywalkers.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers. This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
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Show your belief in the primacy of phi and the Golden Ratio with this level of support. Especially appropriate for artists, hipsters, and chambered nautili.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers.  This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
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Show your belief in the primacy of pi and your true faith in polar coordinates. Especially appropriate for navigators, surveyors, and hungry people.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers. This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
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Get a subscription to Rocksalt!  For this support level find each and every new issue of Rocksalt custom delivered to your home by a cage-free artisanal postal service employee. Also comes with all benefits of previous levels except for the $√2, $Φ, and $π levels
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Get a free personalized message in an issue of Rocksalt!  The message can be text, art, or homeopathic meme dust. We'll probably give you a sixteenth of a page, more if your message is awesome.
Pledge $610 or more per month
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We will produce an entire print run and ship it to you anywhere in America.  4,000 copies of Rocksalt Magazine, all for you.  Rocksalt your town!  Give free copies to people at bus stops! Feather a really big nest!  The possibilities are endless.
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$1000 fully funds an entire issue of Rocksalt. We will immediately release and distribute a new issue with no ads or delays.
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Rocksalt Magazine is the destiny of human thought made manifest in comic book form. By supporting Rocksalt you will increase the efficiency of your soul by as much as 6%.  Funding provided by you is translated directly into newsprint and art.  it is through this method that humanity shall slay the Gods and replace them with new Gods, functionally indistinguishable from the first but with cooler names and backstories.

Every three months or so Rocksalt Magazine releases another four or five thousand copies of the finest comics magazine possible with current technology.  Austin, Texas, is lucky enough to be the site of initial distribution, but legend of our magazine has spread as far away as San Antonio, France, the Internet, and the Moon. We support our magazine and our artists through the sale of advertisementia and the help of kind patrons such as yourself. We are a machine that turns your attention and support into a razor-thin blade of visual thought, lancing this corrupt society like a boil.

When humankind finally reaches the stars, Rocksalt Magazine will be the reason, and your support will be remembered and possibly recognized with a telecommunications satellite or habitation bubble named after you.

Rocksalt Magazine; imagine 22 panels stamping on a human face -- forever.

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Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
1 patron
When the revolution comes, you will be spared.
Pledge $1.41 or more per month
1 of 144 patrons
Show your belief in the primacy of the square root of two with this level of support. Especially appropriate for engineers and jaywalkers.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers. This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
Pledge $1.62 or more per month
1 of 144 patrons
Show your belief in the primacy of phi and the Golden Ratio with this level of support. Especially appropriate for artists, hipsters, and chambered nautili.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers.  This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
Pledge $3.14 or more per month
0 of 144 patrons
Show your belief in the primacy of pi and your true faith in polar coordinates. Especially appropriate for navigators, surveyors, and hungry people.

The first of $√2, $Φ, and $π levels to reach 144 supporters shall be declared the King or Queen of All Irrational Numbers. This title, once invoked, is irrevocable and binding for all eternity and across all plains of existence.
Pledge $8 or more per month
0 patrons
Get a subscription to Rocksalt!  For this support level find each and every new issue of Rocksalt custom delivered to your home by a cage-free artisanal postal service employee. Also comes with all benefits of previous levels except for the $√2, $Φ, and $π levels
Pledge $13 or more per month
0 patrons
Get a free personalized message in an issue of Rocksalt!  The message can be text, art, or homeopathic meme dust. We'll probably give you a sixteenth of a page, more if your message is awesome.
Pledge $610 or more per month
0 patrons
We will produce an entire print run and ship it to you anywhere in America.  4,000 copies of Rocksalt Magazine, all for you.  Rocksalt your town!  Give free copies to people at bus stops! Feather a really big nest!  The possibilities are endless.