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Hi. This is your Friendly Author here, if I may be so bold as to call myself that. If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll sum that picture of me up there as THE Rando of the Internet (I look just like that, but better, if better means older, pudgier, and paler), but you can call me Frank. And I'm so glad you joined me here. I've got a big vision, maybe a silly vision, but it's big and I'm starting small. I hope you enjoy the various bits and pieces I'll be Frankensteining together here. There will be infotainment, edutainment, funnies, puns, kittens (all critters are kittens, especially spiders), pretty rocks, and the occasional, mostly even-handed cynical observation in support of the 2020 Giant Meteor campaign. Your support means the world to me, at least for the little while we have left. Not only does it hit me right in the feels, but the local barista accepts it in exchange for brain diesel, which fuels my creative urges, which in turn lay a variety of eggs, some of which might even be golden. It's up to you to tell me which those are. Now let's make an omelet together.

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Behind the Curtain
$1 or more per month 0 patrons

At this time, the premium for this and all tiers of support are the same...my heartfelt gratitude for your support of my ongoing creative endeavors. 

Through the Door
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Includes all the lower-tier gratitude, but three times more! With 200% more thanks!

Into the Workshop
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For $5 a month, you get not three times the gratitude of the first tier. No, it's FIVE times more. And that is some serious thanks.
Breakthrough!
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At $10 a month, the generous patron will receive not 3, not 5, but 10 times the amount of gratitude received by the casual Patron who's just peeking behind the curtain. Time and again you've taken the risks, and now you've broken free.
Away We Go!
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Now we're talking. At $20 per month, the quite generous patron has completely transcended the "gratitude size" barrier suffered by mere mortals. You've seen what you've seen and you want more.
Down the Rabbit Hole
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You, Bold Patron, have my attention, as I must have attracted yours somehow.  Let's see where this leads. I might have to come up with something tangible for you. Hit me up and let's see how I can scratch your back from afar.

Wait, Hares Have Stairs?
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At this stage, I am almost out of words, but not quite. You, Dear Patron, have now endeared yourself to Rando, and Rando very happy. You've crossed the chasm into the fantastic. Dare you explore further?

Abandon All Hope
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
It's like it never ends. First with the mysterious curtain, then a rabbit hole with stairs that lead to...how far down is that, anyway? Will your instinct be to flee back to comfortable, familiar life? Or will you risk even more to find out where Improbability will summon you next.
Get Fantastical!
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You're kidding me, right? Wow! Okay, how's this?
  • New "My All Time Favorite Person for Now" status
  • All my wow!
  • See, I'm dreaming here. I need to be pinched, clearly. But seriously, at this level, I'm sure we'll be in touch to see what manner of unique, artisanal, bespoke, non-GMO, and 100% gluten free creation might suit your fancy. Rando might do that.
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Add new content at the Rocky Mountain Bog Monster blog daily for 30 straight days
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Hi. This is your Friendly Author here, if I may be so bold as to call myself that. If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll sum that picture of me up there as THE Rando of the Internet (I look just like that, but better, if better means older, pudgier, and paler), but you can call me Frank. And I'm so glad you joined me here. I've got a big vision, maybe a silly vision, but it's big and I'm starting small. I hope you enjoy the various bits and pieces I'll be Frankensteining together here. There will be infotainment, edutainment, funnies, puns, kittens (all critters are kittens, especially spiders), pretty rocks, and the occasional, mostly even-handed cynical observation in support of the 2020 Giant Meteor campaign. Your support means the world to me, at least for the little while we have left. Not only does it hit me right in the feels, but the local barista accepts it in exchange for brain diesel, which fuels my creative urges, which in turn lay a variety of eggs, some of which might even be golden. It's up to you to tell me which those are. Now let's make an omelet together.

Follow Rando of the Internet on Facebook and WordPress.

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Tiers
Behind the Curtain
$1 or more per month 0 patrons

At this time, the premium for this and all tiers of support are the same...my heartfelt gratitude for your support of my ongoing creative endeavors. 

Through the Door
$3 or more per month 0 patrons

Includes all the lower-tier gratitude, but three times more! With 200% more thanks!

Into the Workshop
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
For $5 a month, you get not three times the gratitude of the first tier. No, it's FIVE times more. And that is some serious thanks.
Breakthrough!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
At $10 a month, the generous patron will receive not 3, not 5, but 10 times the amount of gratitude received by the casual Patron who's just peeking behind the curtain. Time and again you've taken the risks, and now you've broken free.
Away We Go!
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Now we're talking. At $20 per month, the quite generous patron has completely transcended the "gratitude size" barrier suffered by mere mortals. You've seen what you've seen and you want more.
Down the Rabbit Hole
$100 or more per month 0 patrons

You, Bold Patron, have my attention, as I must have attracted yours somehow.  Let's see where this leads. I might have to come up with something tangible for you. Hit me up and let's see how I can scratch your back from afar.

Wait, Hares Have Stairs?
$250 or more per month 0 patrons

At this stage, I am almost out of words, but not quite. You, Dear Patron, have now endeared yourself to Rando, and Rando very happy. You've crossed the chasm into the fantastic. Dare you explore further?

Abandon All Hope
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
It's like it never ends. First with the mysterious curtain, then a rabbit hole with stairs that lead to...how far down is that, anyway? Will your instinct be to flee back to comfortable, familiar life? Or will you risk even more to find out where Improbability will summon you next.
Get Fantastical!
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
  • You're kidding me, right? Wow! Okay, how's this?
  • New "My All Time Favorite Person for Now" status
  • All my wow!
  • See, I'm dreaming here. I need to be pinched, clearly. But seriously, at this level, I'm sure we'll be in touch to see what manner of unique, artisanal, bespoke, non-GMO, and 100% gluten free creation might suit your fancy. Rando might do that.