Roninpawn is creating indigestion on YouTube
26

patrons

$590
per month
Hello, I am the Roninpawn.

I make the funny. But the funny costs money to make. There's inventory and overhead; staff wages and pensions; research and development; my agent Morty's 20% (the crook); travel expenses, of course... Oh and my entourage now refuses to ride in the limousines unless the minibar is fully stocked with Cristal. Fuel for the helicopter; monthly Botox injections (medical necessity); and this whole Yacht-thing has turned out to be a real money pit. Seriously, you should see what it costs me just to leave it in dry dock!

So basically, I need your money, okay? I just... I need it! GIVE IT! I mean, what were you going to spend it on anyway? Food? Rent? Clothing? Charitable donations to worthy causes?

Don't be a sap. Gimme you moneys. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Mmmm. Sweet, sweet moneys.
Tiers
Spud
$1 or more per month 6 patrons
Spud Level donors get:
  • A warm fuzzy feeling. (Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.) 
  • Your name added to End Cards of the show.
  • Role of 'Pickled Yam' on the community Discord Server. Allowing exclusive access to donor-only voice and text chat rooms.
Includes Discord rewards
Tater
$3 or more per month 10 patrons
Tater Level contributor!
  • Warm fuzzy feeling. (2-day delivery) 
  • All previous benefits.
Includes Discord rewards
Potato
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Potato Level contributors get:
  • Warm fuzz. (Overnight air-mail.)
  • Listen, these "support tiers..." They're just fun names. There aren't any rewards. Just my appreciation for economic solvency.
Includes Discord rewards
Yam
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
Yam Level contributors receive:
  • Free karma! (redeemable at participating Buddhas) 
Includes Discord rewards
Daikon
$50 or more per month 1 patron
Daikon Level contributors receive:
  • All the unicorns you can eat!
Includes Discord rewards
Rutabega
$100 or more per month 1 patron
Rutabega Level contributors receive:
  • A bridge in Brooklyn named after you!
    I promise.
Includes Discord rewards
Kohlrabi
$500 or more per month 1 patron
Kohlrabi Level

Listen, you give me $500 and I'll sleep on the couch next time you're in town.*


(*Disclosure: I already sleep on the couch.)

Includes Discord rewards
Taro
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Taro Level

How may I serve you, master?

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$590 of $800 per month
LOWER INCOME!
While still deeply entrenched beneath the Federal Poverty Line, I would personally choose to identify as "lower income." I'd flaunt my economic solvency! ...Re-spraypaint the hood and doors of my '94 Tercel! Purchase a shower curtain that covers the whole shower! And start buying the GOOD ramen!
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Hello, I am the Roninpawn.

I make the funny. But the funny costs money to make. There's inventory and overhead; staff wages and pensions; research and development; my agent Morty's 20% (the crook); travel expenses, of course... Oh and my entourage now refuses to ride in the limousines unless the minibar is fully stocked with Cristal. Fuel for the helicopter; monthly Botox injections (medical necessity); and this whole Yacht-thing has turned out to be a real money pit. Seriously, you should see what it costs me just to leave it in dry dock!

So basically, I need your money, okay? I just... I need it! GIVE IT! I mean, what were you going to spend it on anyway? Food? Rent? Clothing? Charitable donations to worthy causes?

Don't be a sap. Gimme you moneys. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Mmmm. Sweet, sweet moneys.

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Tiers
Spud
$1 or more per month 6 patrons
Spud Level donors get:
  • A warm fuzzy feeling. (Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.) 
  • Your name added to End Cards of the show.
  • Role of 'Pickled Yam' on the community Discord Server. Allowing exclusive access to donor-only voice and text chat rooms.
Includes Discord rewards
Tater
$3 or more per month 10 patrons
Tater Level contributor!
  • Warm fuzzy feeling. (2-day delivery) 
  • All previous benefits.
Includes Discord rewards
Potato
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Potato Level contributors get:
  • Warm fuzz. (Overnight air-mail.)
  • Listen, these "support tiers..." They're just fun names. There aren't any rewards. Just my appreciation for economic solvency.
Includes Discord rewards
Yam
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
Yam Level contributors receive:
  • Free karma! (redeemable at participating Buddhas) 
Includes Discord rewards
Daikon
$50 or more per month 1 patron
Daikon Level contributors receive:
  • All the unicorns you can eat!
Includes Discord rewards
Rutabega
$100 or more per month 1 patron
Rutabega Level contributors receive:
  • A bridge in Brooklyn named after you!
    I promise.
Includes Discord rewards
Kohlrabi
$500 or more per month 1 patron
Kohlrabi Level

Listen, you give me $500 and I'll sleep on the couch next time you're in town.*


(*Disclosure: I already sleep on the couch.)

Includes Discord rewards
Taro
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Taro Level

How may I serve you, master?

Includes Discord rewards