Roninpawn is creating indigestion on YouTube
29

patrons

$1,024
per month
Hello, I am the Roninpawn.

I make the funny. But the funny costs money to make. There's inventory and overhead; staff wages and pensions; research and development; my agent Morty's 20% (the crook); travel expenses, of course; oh and my entourage now refuses to ride in the limousines unless the minibar is fully stocked with Cristal; fuel for the helicopter; monthly Botox injections (medical necessity); and this whole Yacht-thing has turned out to be a real money pit. Seriously, you should see what it costs me just to leave it in dry dock!

So basically, I need your money, okay? I just... I need it! GIVE IT! I mean, what were you going to spend it on anyway? Food? Rent? Clothing? Charitable donations to worthy causes?

Don't be a sap. Gimme you moneys. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Mmmm. Sweet, sweet moneys.
Tiers
Spud
$1 or more per month 6 patrons
Spud Level donors get:
  • A warm fuzzy feeling. (Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.) 
  • Role of 'Pickled Yam' on the community Discord Server. Allowing exclusive access to donor-only voice and text chat rooms.
Includes Discord rewards
Tater
$3 or more per month 11 patrons
Tater Level contributor!
  • Warm fuzzy feeling. (2-day delivery) 
  • Pickled Yam on Discord.
  • The name with which you make your contribution on Patreon will be added to the Twitch livestream and YouTube end cards. (Anywhere I can reasonably stick an end card.)


(Time being finite and end cards being infinite.)

Includes Discord rewards
Potato
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Potato Level contributors get:
  • Warm fuzzies.
  • Pickled Yam.
  • End cards... PLUS!!
  • Entry into Roninpawn's Monthly Free THING Giveaway (value of 'thing' expressly and implicitly guaranteed to be zero)


A random winner will be selected for the Free THING Giveaway in a video on the channel each month. THING will be delivered by least appropriate means, at which point winner is advised to dispose of THING immediately for health and safety reasons.

Includes Discord rewards
Yam
$10 or more per month 12 patrons
Yam Level contributors receive:
  • All previous rewards AND...
  • You - alone - will be credited in a random video on the Roninpawn channel as having made it possible. Think, "This episode was brought to you by the letter J, the number 2, and [YOU]." *


* The thoughts and opinions expressed in that episode... well, you'll just have to live with them won't you.

Includes Discord rewards
Daikon
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Daikon Level


Thank you so much! At this level of funding you deserve a producer credit. With that in mind...


  • All previous rewards, plus!
  • The Producer role on Discord which gives you access to voice chat during weekly livestreams.
  • Google Drive access to thumbnails, audio, original music, and the resources I use making videos.
Includes Discord rewards
Rutabega
$100 or more per month 1 patron
Rutabega Level

Seriously? You're throwing Benjamins at me?!


  • All previous rewards, plus!
  • The latest Roninpawn T-Shirt! (or other merch of your choice*) I'll cover the shipping.
  • Email me if you want to re-brand Roninpawn as a beauty vlog and... well, you're the boss, I guess!


* at roninpawn.spreadshirt.com; "other merch" of up to a $30 value.

Includes Discord rewards
Kohlrabi
$500 or more per month 1 patron
Kohlrabi Level

Listen, you give me $500 and I'll sleep on the couch next time you're in town.

Includes Discord rewards
Taro
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Taro Level

How may I serve you, master?

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$1,000 – reached! per month
The 4-Digit Party! (aka: The Solvency Celebration)
...featuring special guests: Paws, Bags, Brandon Frye, Bill Burr (unconfirmed), Danny Avidan (unconfirmed), and John Oliver (flatly refused). With musical performances by Ani Difranco (in my dreams), The Toadies (please?), They Might be Giants (we got 'The Stick') and Kurt Cobain (weegie board). Also... Kathy Griffin.
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Hello, I am the Roninpawn.

I make the funny. But the funny costs money to make. There's inventory and overhead; staff wages and pensions; research and development; my agent Morty's 20% (the crook); travel expenses, of course; oh and my entourage now refuses to ride in the limousines unless the minibar is fully stocked with Cristal; fuel for the helicopter; monthly Botox injections (medical necessity); and this whole Yacht-thing has turned out to be a real money pit. Seriously, you should see what it costs me just to leave it in dry dock!

So basically, I need your money, okay? I just... I need it! GIVE IT! I mean, what were you going to spend it on anyway? Food? Rent? Clothing? Charitable donations to worthy causes?

Don't be a sap. Gimme you moneys. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Mmmm. Sweet, sweet moneys.

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Tiers
Spud
$1 or more per month 6 patrons
Spud Level donors get:
  • A warm fuzzy feeling. (Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.) 
  • Role of 'Pickled Yam' on the community Discord Server. Allowing exclusive access to donor-only voice and text chat rooms.
Includes Discord rewards
Tater
$3 or more per month 11 patrons
Tater Level contributor!
  • Warm fuzzy feeling. (2-day delivery) 
  • Pickled Yam on Discord.
  • The name with which you make your contribution on Patreon will be added to the Twitch livestream and YouTube end cards. (Anywhere I can reasonably stick an end card.)


(Time being finite and end cards being infinite.)

Includes Discord rewards
Potato
$5 or more per month 4 patrons
Potato Level contributors get:
  • Warm fuzzies.
  • Pickled Yam.
  • End cards... PLUS!!
  • Entry into Roninpawn's Monthly Free THING Giveaway (value of 'thing' expressly and implicitly guaranteed to be zero)


A random winner will be selected for the Free THING Giveaway in a video on the channel each month. THING will be delivered by least appropriate means, at which point winner is advised to dispose of THING immediately for health and safety reasons.

Includes Discord rewards
Yam
$10 or more per month 12 patrons
Yam Level contributors receive:
  • All previous rewards AND...
  • You - alone - will be credited in a random video on the Roninpawn channel as having made it possible. Think, "This episode was brought to you by the letter J, the number 2, and [YOU]." *


* The thoughts and opinions expressed in that episode... well, you'll just have to live with them won't you.

Includes Discord rewards
Daikon
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Daikon Level


Thank you so much! At this level of funding you deserve a producer credit. With that in mind...


  • All previous rewards, plus!
  • The Producer role on Discord which gives you access to voice chat during weekly livestreams.
  • Google Drive access to thumbnails, audio, original music, and the resources I use making videos.
Includes Discord rewards
Rutabega
$100 or more per month 1 patron
Rutabega Level

Seriously? You're throwing Benjamins at me?!


  • All previous rewards, plus!
  • The latest Roninpawn T-Shirt! (or other merch of your choice*) I'll cover the shipping.
  • Email me if you want to re-brand Roninpawn as a beauty vlog and... well, you're the boss, I guess!


* at roninpawn.spreadshirt.com; "other merch" of up to a $30 value.

Includes Discord rewards
Kohlrabi
$500 or more per month 1 patron
Kohlrabi Level

Listen, you give me $500 and I'll sleep on the couch next time you're in town.

Includes Discord rewards
Taro
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Taro Level

How may I serve you, master?

Includes Discord rewards