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patrons

I've been writing the Rude Pundit for 14 years now, and, c'mon, let's face it: People like to listen to shit and watch shit more than read shit anymore. So, in addition to special bloggery for supporters, I'm gonna use money raised here to get a podcast going and create more video content. I'm not abandoning the blog. I'm building a multi-prong rude attack on the Trump fuckery.

Sign up. Support. If you've been a longtime fan, this is the easiest way to say, "Fuck, yeah, let's keep the rudeness flowing strong and proud."
Tiers
Sweet! Have some content!
$1 or more per month
The buck-a-month crowd will get a once-a-month extra dose of rudeness that won't be available on the blog. It might be more politics, it might be fun shit that I'm into, or it might be some cranky personal stuff. Also, you get one Rude Storytime audio fuckery a month. It's like my voice whispering to your soul.
Hell, yeah. Have even more content
$3 or more per month
You get a weekly bonus post (which includes the monthly one mentioned above). And you get two Rude Storytime audio seductions each month. Crazy, huh? How much rudeness can you handle?
Damn. You get the sound of my voice and someone else's.
$5 or more per month
You'll get the weekly bonus posts, the Rude Storytime and first access to the podcasts and videos when that starts up, along with longer versions of the podcast interviews.
Umm, wow, what can I give you?
$10 or more per month
You get all the other shit and, hmm, what...how about tickets or reserved seats to any Rude Pundit events? Drinks when I'm in your town? Eternal gratitude? 
I think going down on you for money is illegal most places
$100 or more per month
So, instead, you'll get everything listed above plus listing in the credits of the podcast and videos. You're a goddamn patron of the rude arts now!
Goals
199 of 500 patrons
I'm shooting for 500 patrons to help launch the podcast so it sounds like it's professional and not just from a basement in a bunker after the climate zombies have taken over.
1 of 1
I've been writing the Rude Pundit for 14 years now, and, c'mon, let's face it: People like to listen to shit and watch shit more than read shit anymore. So, in addition to special bloggery for supporters, I'm gonna use money raised here to get a podcast going and create more video content. I'm not abandoning the blog. I'm building a multi-prong rude attack on the Trump fuckery.

Sign up. Support. If you've been a longtime fan, this is the easiest way to say, "Fuck, yeah, let's keep the rudeness flowing strong and proud."

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Tiers
Sweet! Have some content!
$1 or more per month
The buck-a-month crowd will get a once-a-month extra dose of rudeness that won't be available on the blog. It might be more politics, it might be fun shit that I'm into, or it might be some cranky personal stuff. Also, you get one Rude Storytime audio fuckery a month. It's like my voice whispering to your soul.
Hell, yeah. Have even more content
$3 or more per month
You get a weekly bonus post (which includes the monthly one mentioned above). And you get two Rude Storytime audio seductions each month. Crazy, huh? How much rudeness can you handle?
Damn. You get the sound of my voice and someone else's.
$5 or more per month
You'll get the weekly bonus posts, the Rude Storytime and first access to the podcasts and videos when that starts up, along with longer versions of the podcast interviews.
Umm, wow, what can I give you?
$10 or more per month
You get all the other shit and, hmm, what...how about tickets or reserved seats to any Rude Pundit events? Drinks when I'm in your town? Eternal gratitude? 
I think going down on you for money is illegal most places
$100 or more per month
So, instead, you'll get everything listed above plus listing in the credits of the podcast and videos. You're a goddamn patron of the rude arts now!