Umm, wow, what can I give you?
You get all the other shit and, hmm, what...how about tickets or reserved seats to any Rude Pundit events? Drinks when I'm in your town? Eternal gratitude?
I think going down on you for money is illegal most places
So, instead, you'll get everything listed above plus listing in the credits of the podcast and videos. You're a goddamn patron of the rude arts now!