Sadie Pines

is creating 'Golden Girls' inspired Out on the Lanai fabulousness!
Sadie Pines is the woMAN behind writer/comedian H. Alan Scott. She's the only Golden Girls inspired drag queen you'll ever need to follow (or rather support, it is Patreon, after all).

Previously she co-hosted Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast with Kerri Doherty. Now she's taking those amazing four years of podcasting and dragging up her life.

What's coming? Live shows. Videos. Music. More Golden Girls fun. And of course, lots of weirdness. Your support will go towards all of those things, and so much more.

If you like what you see (and let's be real, how could you not?), consider throwing her a bone. Because creating more golden opportunities for all those Golden Girls fans out there isn't cheap (but totally worth it).

There are different levels of support, each with exciting perks! Any level of support you choose will go towards supporting not only the work of Sadie Pines, but also local drag. Additionally, it's a great way to see content that will only live on Patreon. 

This is a safe space with Miss Sadie Pines, and she can't wait to hear from you.
Tiers
Tip a queen
$2 or more per month

Throw Miss Sadie a monthly tip. You'll also get access to some Patreon posts and other surprises.  

Support a queen
$6 or more per month

Get access to all of Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts! She'll also randomly like and comment on one of your Instagram photos. Expect it to be weird. 

Love a queen
$8 or more per month

Join Sadie's newsletter, old school style. Yes, Sadie will actually send you a letter in the mail EVERY MONTH! (It might even be scented). This level will also give you access to Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts. 

Admire a queen
$18 or more per month

Get a monthly video message from Sadie just for you! Each month Sadie will send you a little love message to bring some joy into your life. You’ll also be added to Sadie’s newsletter and get access to Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts. 

Basically marry a queen
$28 or more per month

This level is in honor of Sadie's age (she's been 28 for years now). This is Sadie's VIP level, and it comes with a ton of benefits. 

  • You're Sadie's very special guest at any and all of her live shows.
  • Gets you a follow on Instagram, because you're basically BFF's now. 
  • She'll randomly send you personalized postcards.
  • Gets you added to her newsletter.
  • Gives you access to her exclusive Patreon posts.
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MERCH! Sadie wants you to, well, wear Sadie! Do you want a pin with Sadie's mug on it?! Your support is helping her make that happen for ya. 
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Sadie Pines is the woMAN behind writer/comedian H. Alan Scott. She's the only Golden Girls inspired drag queen you'll ever need to follow (or rather support, it is Patreon, after all).

Previously she co-hosted Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast with Kerri Doherty. Now she's taking those amazing four years of podcasting and dragging up her life.

What's coming? Live shows. Videos. Music. More Golden Girls fun. And of course, lots of weirdness. Your support will go towards all of those things, and so much more.

If you like what you see (and let's be real, how could you not?), consider throwing her a bone. Because creating more golden opportunities for all those Golden Girls fans out there isn't cheap (but totally worth it).

There are different levels of support, each with exciting perks! Any level of support you choose will go towards supporting not only the work of Sadie Pines, but also local drag. Additionally, it's a great way to see content that will only live on Patreon. 

This is a safe space with Miss Sadie Pines, and she can't wait to hear from you.

Recent posts by Sadie Pines

Tiers
Tip a queen
$2 or more per month

Throw Miss Sadie a monthly tip. You'll also get access to some Patreon posts and other surprises.  

Support a queen
$6 or more per month

Get access to all of Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts! She'll also randomly like and comment on one of your Instagram photos. Expect it to be weird. 

Love a queen
$8 or more per month

Join Sadie's newsletter, old school style. Yes, Sadie will actually send you a letter in the mail EVERY MONTH! (It might even be scented). This level will also give you access to Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts. 

Admire a queen
$18 or more per month

Get a monthly video message from Sadie just for you! Each month Sadie will send you a little love message to bring some joy into your life. You’ll also be added to Sadie’s newsletter and get access to Sadie's exclusive Patreon posts. 

Basically marry a queen
$28 or more per month

This level is in honor of Sadie's age (she's been 28 for years now). This is Sadie's VIP level, and it comes with a ton of benefits. 

  • You're Sadie's very special guest at any and all of her live shows.
  • Gets you a follow on Instagram, because you're basically BFF's now. 
  • She'll randomly send you personalized postcards.
  • Gets you added to her newsletter.
  • Gives you access to her exclusive Patreon posts.