The Saga of the European King is creating episodes of an audio drama.
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$10
per chapter
The Saga of the European King is an ongoing comedy audio drama. It's a fiction show with a full cast of voice actors. There's a new episode out every month and released on iTunes, Bandcamp and Soundcloud.



You've heard of the Crusades, the battle of Hastings and the Knights of the Round but the greatest story of Medieval times was when a wise, strong and excitable king embarked on a righteous quest to murder Winter itself with his friends and cronies. Along the way they fight horrific monsters such as birds, learn humility by gaining weight, muster and sacrifice a bunch of armies and put way too much energy into provoking the King's ex.

We've been making The Saga of the European King since 2012 and have laid down a unique story and style. We want to devote more time and energy into taking it further, which means paying the wages of the actors, musicians and producers who make it happen. We want our patrons to be part of the team, offering a delicious degree of access to our process and plot and the option to steer the story and root out hidden details the muggles may never learn.


Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per chapter
1 patron
YOU'RE HELPING

You $1 donors - you're the firm foundation that this whole enterprise is built on. Resolute, kind, undemanding: if only we had a hundred like you. Or preferably a thousand.


Pledge $5 or more per chapter
2 patrons
YOU'RE LIKE OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR

We wave whenever we see you and we look genuinely pleased that our paths have crossed even though they inevitably and frequently will.

You get access to the early episode drafts - from raw recordings to picked-over mp3s to almost finished files awaiting a pick-up. Our development process is stripped bare to you and you will get to hear us swear on bad takes.
Pledge $10 or more per chapter
0 of 100 patrons
YOU'RE ONE OF THE SIBLINGS WE'RE FOND OF

You can come into our room any time and borrow our hairbrush. Either we're not afraid of your ectoparasites or we will gladly risk infection to seem that way.

In addition to the early access to episode drafts you'll join in on live streams of table reads and recordings. We'll organise a regular Hangout you can be at so you can interrogate the cast and have them indulge you in a disassociative episode in which you talk directly to one of the characters they play. They're always game for that.


Pledge $35 or more per chapter
0 of 21 patrons
YOU'RE IN OUR SUPER-SECRET CLUB

We take you everywhere with us like a battered teddy. We aren't embarrassed if you turn up while we're on a date with someone else. We'll let you see our weird feet and call you whenever we're at the shops in case you want something.

Here's where you get that primo content, the real good stuff. We'll make tiny episodes based on your demands. Want to ask a specific question about a piece of lore? Mechanicus will answer it in person. Want two characters to go on a date in a fancy restaurant? We will make that happen. It will be for only the ears of those in the Super-Secret Club.
Pledge $200 or more per chapter
0 of 2 patrons
YOU'RE OUR NON-EXECUTIVE CHAIRPERSON

Yes sir or ma'am! We'll have that on your desk tomorrow morning.

Not only are you a member of the Super-Secret Club but you have a share in the Clubhouse itself.
Want to turn this thing into a choose-your-own-adventure story? Want a grandiose self-insert to beat up and humiliate the main characters? Starting wrecking havoc on the integrity of the story right now!
Goals
$10 of $10 per chapter
ENCOURAGEMENT

> Wow, maybe this thing could work?
This will get us a couple of pizzas for each recording session. Not the cheapo ones but not the fancy ones either. Patrons, we would never fritter your generosity away on the fancy pizzas.
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The Saga of the European King is an ongoing comedy audio drama. It's a fiction show with a full cast of voice actors. There's a new episode out every month and released on iTunes, Bandcamp and Soundcloud.



You've heard of the Crusades, the battle of Hastings and the Knights of the Round but the greatest story of Medieval times was when a wise, strong and excitable king embarked on a righteous quest to murder Winter itself with his friends and cronies. Along the way they fight horrific monsters such as birds, learn humility by gaining weight, muster and sacrifice a bunch of armies and put way too much energy into provoking the King's ex.

We've been making The Saga of the European King since 2012 and have laid down a unique story and style. We want to devote more time and energy into taking it further, which means paying the wages of the actors, musicians and producers who make it happen. We want our patrons to be part of the team, offering a delicious degree of access to our process and plot and the option to steer the story and root out hidden details the muggles may never learn.


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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per chapter
1 patron
YOU'RE HELPING

You $1 donors - you're the firm foundation that this whole enterprise is built on. Resolute, kind, undemanding: if only we had a hundred like you. Or preferably a thousand.


Pledge $5 or more per chapter
2 patrons
YOU'RE LIKE OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR

We wave whenever we see you and we look genuinely pleased that our paths have crossed even though they inevitably and frequently will.

You get access to the early episode drafts - from raw recordings to picked-over mp3s to almost finished files awaiting a pick-up. Our development process is stripped bare to you and you will get to hear us swear on bad takes.
Pledge $10 or more per chapter
0 of 100 patrons
YOU'RE ONE OF THE SIBLINGS WE'RE FOND OF

You can come into our room any time and borrow our hairbrush. Either we're not afraid of your ectoparasites or we will gladly risk infection to seem that way.

In addition to the early access to episode drafts you'll join in on live streams of table reads and recordings. We'll organise a regular Hangout you can be at so you can interrogate the cast and have them indulge you in a disassociative episode in which you talk directly to one of the characters they play. They're always game for that.


Pledge $35 or more per chapter
0 of 21 patrons
YOU'RE IN OUR SUPER-SECRET CLUB

We take you everywhere with us like a battered teddy. We aren't embarrassed if you turn up while we're on a date with someone else. We'll let you see our weird feet and call you whenever we're at the shops in case you want something.

Here's where you get that primo content, the real good stuff. We'll make tiny episodes based on your demands. Want to ask a specific question about a piece of lore? Mechanicus will answer it in person. Want two characters to go on a date in a fancy restaurant? We will make that happen. It will be for only the ears of those in the Super-Secret Club.
Pledge $200 or more per chapter
0 of 2 patrons
YOU'RE OUR NON-EXECUTIVE CHAIRPERSON

Yes sir or ma'am! We'll have that on your desk tomorrow morning.

Not only are you a member of the Super-Secret Club but you have a share in the Clubhouse itself.
Want to turn this thing into a choose-your-own-adventure story? Want a grandiose self-insert to beat up and humiliate the main characters? Starting wrecking havoc on the integrity of the story right now!