Sarah The Everlame

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  First (and only for the time being) Wave!
  Let me start off by saying you're awesome, little buddy, and I really (no, like, FOR REALS) appreciate your support. For your donation to my monthly art struggle I offer access to private Patreon posts (it's fun if you say it ten times fast) and the right to vote on future art mediums/projects.
  And no, that's not code for "I'm already running out of ideas please help"
  Phsfft.
  As if.

  But it's true that I've fallen off the Patreon map, so to speak, and I'm trying to find my footing. 

  Bare with me, I'll find my way back.

  Yes, I meant bare. What? Say something.

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About Sarah The Everlame

  My name is Sarah (The Everlame), I'm an artist and Twitch streamer.

  The prompt is "Tell your patrons why they should pledge to you"...I don't know about you but I've always been terrible at this part of a job interview. "Why are you the best person for this position?" or "Why should we hire you for the job" to which my sometimes rather literal mind replies "uhm...because?". 
  The fact of the matter is I might not be your best option. There are so many creative people out there, so many artists, how can I say that I'm the one you should help? Do I know you? (wait, do I? did we go to school together? I mean, you look kinda familiar...) Do I know what you like? Do I have it in me to eventually make the kind of things you're looking for in an artist? Will you inevitably wish you had kept your money, or perhaps more likely, given it to that other guy who makes those cathedral models out of bottle caps?  (that's probably a thing)
  Who can say? Certainly not me, I'm just trying to figure my own sh*t out over here. Trying to find ways to float. I make stuff. Usually I stream it live so people can create with me. It's a start.
  Look, your money is hard earned. You've worked for it, only you can say where it should go. I'm not going into a song and dance about how I'm the best person to throw it at.


...but pick me and I can guarantee free jello for everyone*...unless you don't like jello and then I guess maybe I can come up with a really nice pudding...





*totally lying. But I might have come up with a solid political campaign slogan...
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$100 to let my sugar daddy roommate - I mean benefactor! Benefactor! - breathe a little easier month to month.
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