Cats. The only thing that could possibly improve them is more of them.

Bears. Big, hairy, cuddly, considerate, caring, generous. Bears.

Snakes. Solid sassy beings surfing the information superhighway. On skateboards. 

Spiders. The architects and maintenance crews of the interwebs. 

Birds. [a long silence, wherein ambient bird sounds can be enjoyed; like all virtues, a good unto itself]

You have transcended the five categories into which all things can be sorted. This is quite an accomplishment, and you should be proud. Truly, you have earned the right to brag, and should feel fre...

You are now officially paying my rent. You live here now.